The Republicans gather in Saint Paul this week to join together J Howard McCain and Sarah Nicole Palin in holy political matrimony to take on the Muslim terrorist and the hair-plugged attack dog those anti-American "Demoncrats" nominated in Denver last week.
Oh yeah, Sarah Palin, she has loads and loads of experience. Everyone knows that running a state of 600,000 fugitives from the laws of the lower 48 is akin to anything the "Demonrats" can push on the American people. Besides, Sarah has 4 kids of her own and a fifth of questionable parenthood. I am kidding of course. She definitely has 4, errrr, 5 kids and that means experience galore compared to that black kid and his grumpy grandpa the "rats" nominated.
I cannot wait for the Republicans to pretend they care about black people, and start packing relief supplies for the folks of New Orleans they three years ago called stupid for not getting in the Escalade and getting out of town to the Baton Rouge Hilton before Katrina hit. It's gonna be fun.