Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Excuses!




 Im sick of it. I am sick of not only mass murders of Black folk, Jewish folk, Gay folk, Muslim folk, Children, Latino folk and now Asian folk but I am sick of law enforcement, politicians, and everyday white folk making excuses for these asswipes. Any time a white person commits some horrid act of violence, murder, or mayhem we hear excuses.

The T***p scum that attacked the United States Capitol were just frustrated patriots upset over voter fraud that was perpetrated upon them and cost them 4 more years of their Dear Leader's wise and firm leadership. US Senators backed them and felt sorry for them, The human furrowed brow Tucker Carlson says they did nothing wrong. Senator Ron Johnson (R-Klan) said out loud he was never scared of his fellow white rioters because they werent black or wild eyed white guys with crazy hair.

Kyle Rittenhouse murdered two people in the streets of Kenosha because he felt compelled to travel somewhere he didnt live to "protect" property he didnt own. 

In 1998 Aaron McKinney and Russell Henderson abducted a young gay man named Matthew Shepard and tortured and beat him to death near Laramie Wyoming.

Dylan Roof prayed with black churchgoers before killing 9 of them in a South Carolina church basement in 2015. 

Patrick Crusius drove 650 miles across Texas to murder 23 Latinos at an El Paso Wal Mart in 2019.

Robert Bowers walked into the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh in 2018 and murdered 11 Jewish  folks minding their own damned business.

In 2008 Jim Adkisson walked into the Knoxville Unitarian church and started shooting what he perceived as liberals after being indoctrinated by the likes of Sean Hannity. He killed 2 innocents before the liberal churchgoers tackled him and hopefully beat the shit out of him.

And then last night in Atlanta a 21 year old loser named Robert Long walked into 3 massage parlors and murdered 8 people, 6 of them Asian women.

What do they all have in common other than being murderous scum? They are all white, they were all taken into custody alive, and they all had excuse made for them by fellow whites.

Long had a "bad day". Roof was taken to Burger King by cops after his arrest. Crusius was concerned about immigration. Rittenhouse was defending property and was praised by cops after he killed two people. Bowers was just angry about Jews and was raised by a rapist. Adkisson was "insane" and couldnt help himself. And of course the "patriots" who killed a cop and trashed the Capitol were just frustrated and caught up in the moment. Henderson and Russell were in some sort of "gay panic".

Excuses y'all. 

Only made for white folk who lose their shit. 

Its as disgusting as mayonnaise . 

Saturday, March 13, 2021

Shut Up Nebraska!


News from the state making every attempt to become Texas, or Mississippi or South Dakota or Iowa, no wait all those states have touristy shit like casinos and places to visit. Nebraska is making that attempt to qualify as the absolute most boring goddamned place on Earth outside of Nebraska 02 of which I still couldnt be prouder. Its leader is the man above, Governor and Trust Fund Kid Peter Ricketts. And by leader I mean a man so utterly despised by the two places in which actual people reside, Omaha and Lincoln, but worshipped anyplace else because he has that R next to his dumb name and dumb face.

Just listen to him. This dumb son of a bitch couldnt get elected to the board of the Chicago Cubs by his own family so they sent him here to get him out of Illinois. We now know why. This shiny headed talking thumb (thanks John Oliver)  says this stupid shit all the time. Marijuana kills kids. Undocumented immigrants cant get the Covid vaccine because they dont exist here. People with underlying conditions cant get the vaccine because they arent old enough. Yet somehow in the sticks, the places not Omaha and Lincoln, the places nobody lives, the places that voted for him twice by Saddam type numbers in the 90% range, all seem to be fully vaccinated. This guy is walking Dr Evil. 

I mean we are already thought of as dumb hicks worldwide, but we dont need Ricketts to further embolden that view (did I mention Ne 02?). We are not all a gaggle of knuckle dragging rubes barely remembering to breathe and Republican brain dead to boot. Yet here he is, our Leader, a T***P ass licker, saying OUT LOUD that a plant that is used to keep children in his own state from having seizures will kill them. Yeah the plant is also used to get high as a kite, but who wouldn't want that living in this Ricketts dominated wasteland? Ricketts, a man who attempted to obtain illegal  drugs so he could kill a guy, suddenly opposes a drug legal in 30 plus states. Perhaps in Ricketts logic, he should just give death row inmates a pile of pot and let them "kill" themselves.

This dumb prick is term limited so we have two years left of his shitty leadership. Lets hope by then he has granted all of his loyal subjects the privilege of being vaccinated from Covid, not just the ones who voted for his dumb ass. But then, he will run for the United States Senate in 2024, a job for which Daddy failed to buy for him in 2006 because he got fucking crushed by an actual Nebraska Democrat named Joe Manchin  Ben Nelson. But that of course was before 2008, when white America lost its ever lovin mind. So who knows if the people of this state will be stupid enough to send this dope east. If we do, I am going to commit suicide by plant.

Meanwhile for you football fans. yes indeedy, the suck fest that has befallen the once mighty Nebraska Cornhuskers only gets worse. Yeah we stink, we havent had a winning season in years, but our name is still marketable. The state lives in the past not only politically but footbally . Its still the 90s here in terms of football. Ya know back when we were good, maybe great. The problem is young people not only dont remember when the greatness existed, they also cant get stoned legally when the Huskers find yet another stupid way to lose. 

But anyway. Remember the Nebraska vs Oklahoma series? Man was it good, trust me kids. It ended in the late 90s  because we left the conference to get our ass kicked in the Big Ten. But this year, it is 50 years since the Game of the Century in 1971 and a celebratory game was scheduled for this year in Oklahoma.
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Whoaaaaaaaaaa there pardner. History be damned and along came Nebraska to attempt to weasel out of the game in which they will lose by 30 or 40 points and replace it with a home game against some patsy who could easily rise up and beat them anyway but at least the millions of dollars would be deposited in the coffers. Oklahoma blew the whistle on Nebraska's attempted chicanery and the rest is us looking all dumb again all  in one week. 6 hours after the news broke of Nebraska's attempted deviousness they folded and tried to blame Covid for the confusion. Yeah they are playing Oklahoma. And how dare you think any different. Oh man.  

Please Nebraska. Just shut up and stay uninteresting again.

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

Creighton's Plantation!


 Look I admit this. I despise Creighton University. Its an elitist Jesuit college here in Omaha  that overcharges students and puts itself on a Hilltop above all. With an alumni full of physicians and lawyers who pretty much run the government around here, the place has infuriated me with its iron grip on this town for many years. So when it goes thru tough times, whether it be passing illiterate basketball players right through the system to keep them playing and then discarding them like trash, or when assistant coaches get nailed by the FBI for taking bribes I take great pleasure. But this latest problem, in which the head coach, a man named Greg McDermott, uses what can only be described as racially insensitive language at best I dont take any pleasure in this. Because once again, it highlights this nations greatest shame. Racism.

McDermott, after a loss at Xavier Saturday night, stood in front of his team in the locker room, a team of majority black players and said "Guys, we got to stick together. We need both feet in. I need everybody to stay on the plantation. I cant have anybody leave the plantation". Plantation? To a bunch of unpaid black players? I assume he didn't use the Foghorn Leghorn voice as he said it.

The blowback has been brutal. McDermott got out in front of this. He apologized. He offered to resign. He has been doing the mea culpa tour of local talk shows. And he hasnt even gotten to New York, where his conference tournament will be held. Where his worst days will occur.

White Omahans are weighing in, as if it matters. Universally it is at best well he didnt mean anything by it to at worst the cancel culture morons defending his words. But this locker room fuck up, by a well respected coach says a lot about all of us. What lays deep inside the minds of white people can come out when stressed, sometimes awkward and badly stated at best, to hateful and nasty at worst. McDermott is a farm boy from Iowa. What the fuck does he know about plantations? Well apparently something took hold inside his psyche and out it came. Maybe it was one of those things you say that as its coming out of your mouth you try to suck back in. We have all done it. Maybe McDermott did it too. But wow man. That was bad.

I don't know if McDermott survives this. Creighton doesnt take well to bad pub. They have a rep to maintain. They are after all a Jesuit University. The Jesuits are highly educated priests who from what I've experienced, don't even believe in God. So if McDermott stays on, and I honestly don't see how he does, he's a twice wounded animal. Thru the FBI scandal and now this. Yeah I hate Creighton, but this is just another embarrassment suffered for us white folks.

Years ago, 1970 or so, when my Dad had season tickets to Creighton basketball games, I'd often go with him. The racial tension in the student section was apparent. The white privileged students would sit together and be the loud vulgar assholes they still are, and the black students sat together, didnt stand for the anthem and openly rooted for only the black players no matter what team they played for. It was uncomfortable to even be there. One game after a white student threw a chair on the floor and a miniature brawl broke out among blacks and whites who went to the same school, Dad stood up, put on his coat and said lets go. We left early. On the way home he told me he doubted if he'd ever go back stating that school has problems and I dont want to get caught in the cross fire when it blows up.  Those problems apparently remain.