Da Bait Da Bait!

Look it was all  about him. Nobody cared what Joe Biden said. Oh some of us were hoping the younger version of Joe would tell the 2 Year Old in Chief to go fuck himself but thats not the Democratic way. The Democrats are playing defense now, just letting the Tax Cheat in Chief hang himself and for Joe to say what most of us wanted him to say and that involved the F bomb wasnt happening. Joe has become an elder statesman and quite boring and just what we need.

I admit the sight and sound of that rabid orange primate makes me crazy and I couldnt last more than 5 minutes at a time before I wanted to fly to Cleveland and kick that baboons ass on live TV. The parts I did see involved a neutered moderator trying to hold onto a bucking horse that had no intention of calming down and a Democratic candidate just plain embarrassed to be there.

I heard the Criminal in Chief hollering about Hunter Biden taking billions from Ukraine and China so much and a Joe Biden quietly calling the false report as "descredited" instead of calling the screaming Spider Monkey a fucking liar. I heard the Felon in Chief gently told by scared moderator Chris "Hardly his Dad" Wallace that he wasnt going to like the question like he was dealing with a temper tantrum throwing 2 year old instead of saying answer the fucking question Mr President Toddler.

I tuned out until the last 20 minutes when I went back and resumed being ashamed to be an American. The Hunter Biden bullshit continued even thru a moving tribute attempt by Joe to honor his dead son, a loser and a sucker to Trump fans. How would this go?  Surely the Chimp in Chief would allow.......oh hell no he started reaching in his Depends and throwing his poo against the wall again, what should we expect? Somewhere in rural America there's a barn full of uneducated oafs cheering on this insult to decency. 

And then something I never expected happened. Trump was actually human? Nope. The Ape in Chief threw himself against the glass and scared  the shit out of everyone watching. Given the opportunity to condemn white supremacists and specifically the Loser Proud Boys, a group of lamebrains who practice their racial superiority by beating each other up and carrying big guns and playing tough guy. Trump got flustered, told them to "stand back and stand by" and began screeching about Antifa and the radical left again. Even my jaw dropped. What? "I condemn white supremacist violence and all violence no matter what side it comes from"...........How fucking hard was that to say? For a fascist bigot like the Orangutan in Chief, apparently impossible.

This whole thing needs not be repeated. We know whats going to happen. We will get Trumps standard rally speech and Biden will stand there saying keep going. Nobody needs that on a world stage again.

What the hell, Canada or Britain or Germany, Invade us and liberate us from this insanity. The people of this country sure as fuck wont.

Juggler In Chief!

Nobody can keep juggling forever. At some point one will drop then the rest. Donald Trump, thanks to the New York Times diligent reporters, has been exposed as the fraud he has always been. Some of us knew the Deadbeat in Chief was a blowhard so far in debt even payday lenders would go whoaaaa.

Hillary tried to tell us this in 2016, that the Moocher in Chief hadnt paid any taxes to the federal government in years (to which Trump said "makes me smahhhht"). Nobody listened to the warnings from the 3 million vote winner because quite frankly, tax laws are boring as shit. 

But now, with real numbers put forth by the New York Times, it appears the Leech in Chief forked over $750 twice in last 15 years to settle his tax debt. For fucks sake, I sent more than that this year and that was after I'd already forked over thousands and the only Tower I own is one that blows air on me when its hot.

Look we all know tax code is written by the plutocrats and their Congressional whores. Its written to make them richer through a series of loopholes and dodges that reduces any tax burden to a mere pittance of what you pay. So the next time Uncle Maga tries and tell you that the rich pay all the taxes tell him to stuff the stuffing up his ass.

The Sponge in Chief took in so much money during those years, per him, yet somehow lost it all and then more is everything some of us already knew about. He is one shitty businessman, For chrissakes he bankrupted casinos. The guy is not only a scumbucket, hes a lousy scumbucket. Oh god, taxes are so fucking boring  but some of this shit is priceless.

$70K a year for somebody to wrangle that mess on his head? Paying Ivanka $700k to "consult" then write it off? That alone is sending him to prison and hopefully her too. Losing millions and millions and taking on debt from who knows and getting 70 million in refunds from his own country and then calling said country "stupid".

Holy Club Fed, Batman. Only the most dim of us still stand behind this Parasite in Chief and theres plenty. Behind the scenes fascists have had their puppet strings stretched to the limit and will soon abandon him once this crazy handmaiden is installed to the Court and their authoritarian philosophy is ingrained into law. Then theres the white supremacists at his rallies. They still support him because he still appeals to their fears and bigotry .

This is the great question for the future. What did you do when a bankrupt Grifter stole all your dignity, money, and appealed the worst of your psyche. Huh? What did you do?

40% of the country will not have an answer. But that will be nothing new since they have been flim flammed from the go. Nobody wants to admit they are dumb. Even if they are.

Il Douche!

 Well he said it. Peaceful transition once he gets his ass beat is not happening. Unless you get rid of the ballots.

Il Douche continues to hold rallies for dummies. He's getting his cultists to cheer the shooting of journalists, the lying about his accomplishments, his goals and himself. He continues to sign pieces of paper and calling it a health care plan or a $200 bribe to seniors while knowing its no different than writing a stupid idea on a cocktail napkin after about 6 vodkas. He continues to send his spineless sycophants out to lie for him on TV. And now hes told us he aint leaving and hes going to do so by unleashing his personal goon lawyer on states with mail in voting.

Look, I would like nothing more than to see his crooked ass dragged out of the White House in chains but thats not happening either. He has too many traitorous Republican enablers standing there unwilling to stand up and say oh come on. 

We have Mitch McConnell and Beggin Lindsey Graham saying the "winner" of the election will be sworn in, no problem, but not stating what "winner" means. I mean I may be getting paranoid but these Republican liars have led us astray so many times why believe them now? My expectations are so low I wouldnt be surprised if Republicans rolled fat militia members down the streets shooting anybody with an Antifa "look" or anyone who looks like they might vote Biden.

Our own loudmouth phony Republican Senator , former Runza salesman Ben Sasse (Pseudo Intellectual-Ne) dismissed Trumps threats as "he says crazy stuffs". Yeah Ben, he says "crazy stuff" and he has nuclear codes in his power. No wonder you support him 96% while calling him rude.

Many others did what they have been doing since 1992. Holler "Clinton" or "Hillary" and get the base all gizzed up for war. When faced with a fascist maniac out of control you simply scream wellllll what about this? E mails, deplorables, Hillary, Benghazi!!

This will end. It has to end.

But just in case, I am hoarding Bumblebee tuna and soup.

Rules Drool!

 Look Democrats. There are no fucking rules any longer. STOP pretending there are. These Republican goons have been kicking you in the balls now for 20 years when you first showed weakness by giving up trying to win the 2000 election because of the undercover Republican named Joe Lieberman who convinced a decent man like Al Gore to hand over the keys to a robust economy and a peace dividend resulting in a budget surplus to a growling war monger like Dick Cheney. Lieberman is one of the villains America will never remember. Cheney is one we may never recover from.

Now that RBG has passed on and the Vichy French  Republican collaborators have fallen into line to set a precedent by appointing a a goddamned kookburger to the Supreme Court (I know we dont have a nominee yet but this is Trump for fucks sake) before they get crushed in November, its really a crisis. Democrats, the absolute worst street brawlers on Earth, had better learn fast because the likes of Diane Feinstein and Chuck Schumer arent going to save us.

The House is where the brawlers are. The street fighters who came from nothing and fought their way into Congress thru relentless campaigning and punching back. And the House is where this fight lies. The Romneys and Collins and Murkowskis arent going to stand up to that Trump base of gun fuckers and racists. They lack the will to stand up to basement dwelling trolls and husky armor laden psychos itching to shoot. So its the House.

The House has the ability to gum up the works in that filthy Senate of whores and cowards. How? By impeaching every motherfucker they can get their hands on. Barr, Trump, Pence, Kavanaugh, all of them they have the ability to impeach. Start now and never let up.

The War was started in 1992 when the Republicans smear machine hit full stride.  The Democrats just didnt know it. They lacked the ability to understand the utter dishonesty of the GOP. They lacked the reptilian brainpower to get that their opponents were visigoths who would ignore the rules and get away with it while you stood there complaining to the ref. Complaining to the ref is why we are here now. The ref isnt listening and hasnt been because the Republicans were quietly hiring the refs all along.

The Future Inmate in Chief is a whole new cheat. A despicable loser who not only brings out a slithering assemblage of deplorables crawling out from under the rocks they have lived under for years, but he is also a blackmailing thief using information from foreign enemies to keep his weasels in line. So its the House, led by an 80 something career politician who at times gets in the gutter, needs to step up.

Impeach them ALL! NOW! 

RBG!

 Now that the street panic and classless celebration may have subsided a bit (though not much) as the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg hits home, it really pisses me off that a celebration of her extraordinary life is being forgotten as selfish America reacts. To celebrate just go find the great RBG documentary and watch it. Or find the scripted movie of her life On The Basis Of Sex as it is also superb. Needless to say, her life and career is unprecedented and her ability to befriend her political enemies is also rare indeed.

Now to the ugly. As Trump and McConnell and the rest of the Republican Senate popped the corks off their We Hate Women champagne thats been on ice since 1973, their plots began.  Despite 2016 when the Republican Senate stole a SCOTUS seat from Barack Obama (why? Because hes black of course) and gave it to a reality show host with a room temp IQ, they began the Hypocrisy 2020 Campaign.

Catering to the 20% whackos who care not about 200,000 dead Americans. nor the countless dead unarmed black and brown folks shot by police, not the poverty, nor the ill funded schools of the inner city, nor any other fellow Americans actually breathing, McConnell and his Vichy French collaborators will try and ram thru Amy Coney Barrett, a 7th Circuit Appeals Judge ready to fuck over women for 40 years (shes only 48). Shes a conservative for sure thats a given. Shes a forced birth advocate thats a given. Shes a Catholic cult member with 7 children thats a given. But the concerning fact about her, other than the aforementioned religious nuttiness, is that shes a member of People of Praise, a whacko Catholic based group who doesnt think sitting in a church and boringly reciting memorized retorts to a Priests requests to be crazy enough. They believe Catholics should let their eyes roll around in their heads and start spouting off nonsensical words nobody understands and then call it "speaking in tongues" aka "Grifting for money from dummies". The cult also allows women no power and refers to them as "handmaidens". 

So WHY is this handmaiden allowed to becomes a Judge, and possible a SCOTUS judge? Why would Amy Coney Barrett even take such a role, being a People of Praise member?

Well its because she is full of shit. Just another Grifter waiting for a shot at the money. The cult of Trump is even more powerful than any screwball Catholic Clan with handmaidens and male domination of weak women who accept this nonsense. Judging Amy is one of those do as I say not as I do phonies. Fuck her!

RBG taught women to be strong and resilient. RBG didnt back down from any challenge and she didnt expect any of us to be any different. This is the time to honor this great woman and fight for our fucking lives. As an old white male, Im right there with you. 

VOTE BLUE!!

The Most Dangerous Man In America!!!

 

As dangerous as Donald Trump is, there is always Bill Barr who is fast becoming the most dangerous man in America. The Attorney General, a knock off version of the loathsome Roy Cohn, is perceived to be Donald Trumps wartime consigliori, though the very essence of the job is exactly the opposite.

Barr, who is also as loathsome as Roy Cohn, seems to believe the President can do whatever the fuck he wants, and get away with it. The problem here is that Trump is stupid and lazy and probably has no idea what he wants to do, so this sawed off Fred Flinstone look alike whispers in his ear. The Repeater in Chief then parrots what Barr says on a stage to a maskless crowd of dolts and it becomes reality. Since Trump has the lawyerly knowledge of your average Law and Order fan, or maybe less, and the crowded together maskless cult members think lawyers are the guys who keep the blacks on the streets, this becomes dangerous.

Barr told a group of paranoid Hillsdale College "victims" this week that the DOJ was just a bureaucracy to serve at the whim of the President and Congress and that only he, as the appointed head of the DOJ has true legitimacy. What Barr means by this of course is that you DOJ prosecutors do as I fucking say or I fire you. See SDNY. This removes any independence from federal prosecutors to ,oh I dont know, say investigate crimes committed by an FOB, Friend of Barr.  This also of course also applies only to Republican Attorney Generals and certainly not to Eric Holder and other socialists that may come along.

Barr's actions and rantings of the last week should concern anyone with an IQ over freezing. He not only declared himself Big Fucking Lawyer in Chief , he also began a campaign to charge anyone with a view that Donald Trump is a racist criminal and taking this attitude to a street with sedition. Ya know, the people in BLM shirts, masks, and signs and chanting are not really protesting the random murders of black folks sleeping, walking away, playing with toy guns and just existing they are attempting to overthrow the duly elected Government of Donald Trump. Thus, sedition and life in prison. Absurd.

Barr, in an attempt to take out the chances of the only real way to overthrow a fascist government via the ballot box, has also begun the idiotic Trump agenda of making excuses for a landslide loss by disparaging mail in voting. Throwing shade at progress and appealing to right wing nuts with guns, Barr has basically called  for a coup. If there's anyone attempting to overthrow a government , its this prehistoric lunkhead. You want sedition charges? Start with this asshole.

Trumpcalypse Redux!

I mean this President has appointed some real doozies. Some of the dumbest, most corrupt grifters known to man have been given power by the Grifter in Chief. I mean we've had the likes of Rick Perry in charge of nukes and Betsy DeVos in charge of children and Mike Flynn in charge of national security and Omarosa in charge of whatever and an endless line of liars talking to the press. But as corrupt and grifty as they were nobody has actually suffered an actual mental breakdown as Michael Caputo the CDC hack has.

Live on Facebook, the home for mentally ill morons all over the world, Caputo began to rant in a real concerning manner stating for the Facebook record, "you understand they're going to have to kill me because unfortunately I think this is where this is going "......Who "they" is depends on which voice Caputo hears in his head as he continued "I dont like being alone in Washington..." and carrying on about "shadows on the ceiling of my apartment, there alone, shadows are so long".........Uh yeah

Oh theres more....the CDC bigwig carried on quoting the delusional voices about Joe Biden losing the election and refusing to concede leading to a shooting war at the inauguration.."when Donald Trump refuses to stand down...the shooting will begin....if you carry guns , buy ammunition...because its going to be hard to get"......kind of like mental health treatment under a Republican health care plan?

But he persisted....."Remember the Trump supporter who was shot and killed? This was a drill...hit squads are being trained all over the country....." Remember this guy has power....

He kept on going..."To allow people to die so you can replace the President is a grievous venial sin, venial sin, and these people are going to hell...''.....Christ it was like being back in 4th grade at St Marquis De Sade

Im not sure what the procedure for putting a person in a rubber room for their own protection is because if it was easy there'd be millions of Facebook Freaks bouncing off the walls now. But Caputo needs help and being a libtard who cares about others I hope he gets it.

And for the first time I actually agree with a Trump cult member. Hell awaits. But I dont think the voices got it right on who it applies to. 

The horror, the horror.

It Just Gets Better And Better!

As Carl Bernstein said, the last time there were tapes like this a gang of Republicans went to the White House and told Richard Nixon to get out. Now whether they did that to save their own asses or did it because they were Americans first and GOPers second is not knowable. All we can do now is see the new Republican response 46 years later and its yeah they go to the White House and kiss the ring of Ghent Mass Murderer in Chief. Massive disingenuous defense of a man who allowed 200K of his fellow citizens to perish to save the goddamned stock market. Like a modern day Sophies Choice this SS Officer in Chief sent everyone to the right to be gassed by a virus he knew was worse than anything that had come along in ages. The indifference and downright criminality of such a decision is beyond the scope of human decency. Everybody knew that this inhuman shitheel was exactly that, but by being propped up by a collaborating Republican Congress, grifters robbing the Treasury, family members looting the campaign and a political base of mouth breathing racists, misanthropes and plain old unhappy marks begging to be conned 200,000 Americans were eliminated to save the Flim Flam Man in Chief's ass. I mean this is evil shit.

Ben Sasse (Phony-Ne) is thinking again and that is not healthy for a sane America, Sasse, who is definitely running for President in 2024, is concerned about the Worlds Greatest Deliberative Body, the United States Senate.........I shall pause for the spit takes to be cleaned up......Sasse, the worlds worst commencement speaker, wrote up one of those articles for the Wall Street Journal in which after a lame joke, wondered what the Founding Fathers would think of the Senate now? Well Benny has just the solution direct from the ghosts of Tom Jefferson and that Hamilton dude.

Sasse loves the filibuster because he sees what will happen come next year when he's a simple back benching minority member. But he loves the idea of going back to when state legislatures picked the Senators (the fact gerrymandering will guarantee a Republican majority in perpetuity has absolutely nothing to do with Sasse's idea and how dare you think different). He also wants to throw all Senators into a giant dorm where they can do shit in secret. And he also wants to make Senators all one term of 12 years lame ducks.

None of that will happen of course. Ben Sasse is great thinker in the same way that Donald Trump is a great businessman. Both are bankrupt upstairs and down.

My only thinking regarding the United States Senate is this. WHY in the fuck does Nebraska, Wyoming, South Dakota, North Dakota and Montana have 2 Senators each while a state that contains 5 times the population of all of those vast wastelands combined has 1/5 the number of Senators. Thats my question for the ghosts of the Founding Fathers. What the hell were you thinking? I mean other than kissing slave owning states ass.

Racism In The Heartland!

There were all sorts of people driving all over Lincoln, Nebraska on Saturday with pro-Trump signs because we dont have anywhere to sink our Trump flagged boats. But this guy really really loves Donald J Trump. Loves the guy so much he draws on the back window what Trump says behind closed doors when hes not lusting after 15 year old girls.

This caused all sorts of trouble on social media when the guy who took the picture posted it on twitter and various twitter big wigs re-posted it. Social media did its thang and identified this racist jackboot in no time flat. Im not mentioning his name because I am just sick of hearing it. But he comes from rural Nebraska and lives in a 98% white county so that excuses explains is what it it is.

The guy finally slithered back out from under his rock and claimed that he came out of a mall and voila, there was the graffiti in red white and blue with Trump 2020 underneath. He was just driving to a car wash to wipe it off. Being a former resident of Lincoln, I happen to know that there is no car wash the way he was heading and he was also nowhere near that mall. But whatever, when you get caught in that kind of firestorm and know how much you fucked up, lie lie lie.

Austin J Cordis of Ohiowa, Nebraska The guy who owns the truck is getting death threats and already faces other charges of drug related crimes. His claims of innocence are ringing hollow. The whacko Trumpers are claiming that the poor guy was "set up" by Black Lives Matter graffiti thugs who pick out random pickup trucks and make the poor owner look like a racist pigs. Its completely conceivable if your IQ is right around freezing.

This is the kind of shot that us Nebraskans have to take every now and then considering we are as red as it gets. The ironic thing is had the football team played yesterday this guy would have been just another truck in a sea of red. This story would have died as we here in Nebraska perused every story of  every play of the loss to Purdue. But since the team is under the iron boot of  the fascist Big 10 who pussed out on playing because of some virus so Austin J Cordis  this guy wins the day.

The Good Life is our state slogan. Trust me, its as big of a lie as Austin J Cordis  is telling.

Contemplating!

A lot has happened in the last couple of weeks. The RNC, Kyle Whatshisname, Portland, Trump, Trump, Trump, just as he likes it.

1) Representative Clay Higgins (Nutjob-La)

As if  Louisiana doesnt have enough troubles what with hurricanes and police shootings and Coach Ed Orgerons voice, along comes this kook that people actually vote for to be their Congressperson. Clay Higgins, a former sheriff (of course), has just fucking had it with all these uppity blacks and that Antifa and that BLM stuff. Police in Lafayette shot and killed a black man named Trayford Pellerin 11 times as he walked away from them. Yeah he had a knife and was probably in some sort of crisis mentally but being tazed and walking away kind of didnt warrant a police firing squad which is what it kind of looked like.Clay Higgins, Congresscritter, had no qualms about shooting a guy walking away. Higgins is a tough guy ya see. He's all Sheriffy and John Wayne and shit and appeals to a certain mindset of racists ,dummies closet cases hillbillies manly men. So when Sheriff Lobo saw a picture of armed black men someplace on earth  he immediately took advantage. They are comin here my fellow Cajuns. Armed black men and oh yeah Antifa are comin to disrupt your gatorin or footballin. Clay stated he would personally "drop 10" which I assume doesnt refer to his dick size and instead refers to the number of black men he wants to kill in his twisted fantasy mind. Clay Higgins is a tough guy the same way that Buford T Justice is . Pure fantasy.

2) Marjorie Taylor Greene (Qanon-Ga)

Recently when a very Red congressional district in Georgia voted in a Republican primary they had a clear choice. They could put on their MAGA hats and go vote in person like real Americans and have a clear choice. A bootlicking Trump supporter John Cowan (Cult45-Ga) or a Q Anon crazy person named Marjorie Taylor Greene (9/11 inside job-Ga). Well in true Georgia Republican fashion when faced with a choice of a rubber stamp Trumpanzee or a fucking kook by a wide margin they picked the lunatic. Greene, who is full blast Q Anon, hates the Muslims and the Clintons and the Muslims but loves Jesus H Christ. Oh and she loves her some guns and loves to fondle her guns so much she posted a picture of herself on the evil Facebook pointing said guns at "the Squad". Ilhan Omar, AOC, and Rashida Talib. Ya know, the women who aint white enough for Greenes world. Facebook took it down because threatening Congress folk isnt cool even for spineless wimps named Zuckerberg. Greenes gonna win that seat cuz of that R nest to her name and this kind of crazy shit is going to continue until Greene resumes taking her meds.

3) Governor Kristi Noem (Unfeeling Monster-SD)

Kristi Noem used to be the only Congressperson form the bustling state of South Dakota. Then she decided being a backbenching nobody wasnt as cool as running your own  fiefdom. Her goal as Governor seems to be making the cool Dakota into the shithole  Dakota. She is succeeding at an alarming rate. But hey who can argue with "Meth We're On It" ?

 Noem doesnt care much for the people who had the land stolen from them and made it clear when those people attempted to keep Noems filthy Covid infected blankets off their homeland by setting up roadblocks to make sure people entering had no symptoms she ran off to her Dear Leader and made them stop.

Noem then not only allowed the Covid Fest Sturgis Bike Rally  to proceed, she encouraged it. Nobody gonna stop US from infecting the entire fucking country. Now its the South Dakota State Fair she allowed to proceed because who listens to that "elite class of so called experts". Proceed! Ya know some stupid event held in every state with cows and pigs and fried food and a crowd of underlying conditions waddling around.

South Dakota has a 21.9% positivity rate with the Covid tests thanks to this nitwit Trumper Governor. But Noem wasnt sticking around that hotbed of death over the weekend. She was in another hotbed of Covid called Iowa doing what I assume is a 2024 test for her running for President against Kamala Harris. Noem,  in a sleeveless dress showing off her Michelle Obama like guns, was in Council Bluffs Iowa speaking with maskless Iowa  Republicans which looks about as bad as it sounds. So watch out Iowa. If you havent got the Trump Virus yet, you sure are working hard on it.

And oh yeah Trump called military veterans suckers and losers and asked what was in it for them regarding dead military veterans. And he doesnt like to look at amputees. And he's afraid to get that mess on his head wet. And he still hates John McCain.

So thats 2020 Trumps America. One shithole country.