Pence Barebacks It!

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Look everybody knows Mike Pence is The Dear Leaders bitch. But does he have to go out of the way so badly he's off the road to prove to his master he is a loyal reckless Fredo Corleone?

Mike Pence, the Vice President of the United States, the so called head of the infamous Coronavirus Task Force, walked around the Mayo Clinic Covid 19 ward yesterday without a fucking mask. Everybody in the joint had a mask, its the rules. But Pence, a true Jared like mannequin in the service of a Mad Hatter, wouldn't wear a mask. Now you know this rule breach was for an audience of one. The Macho Man in Chief, who also refuses to wear a mask because he's afraid he may catch the gay or some other blow to his rapidly fading manhood.

But Pence's excuse was especially dumb, Instead of just saying he couldnt wear a mask because his overseer would call him a namby pamby and swish around the Oval Office making fun of him, he said he didnt wear one because he wanted to look the patients and personnel in the eye and say thank you. Now we all know Pence is a mask aficionado, especially the leather ones, but he cant be stupid enough to think his normal gimp mask is a blindfold as well? This dimbulb is so used to fawning over a disgusting blob of orange toxic waste that even the most idiotic excuse works. Pence, who also claimed he didnt don a mask was because gets that long swab up his ass nose on a weekly basis and has tested negative which of course means nothing to anyone of jellyfish intelligence. Pence could catch Covid 19 by not wearing a mask, he WAS in a fucking Covid 19 ward after all, but he could have also looked around and observed EVERYBODY else, including real life physicians and nurses had masks on and concluded my goodness gracious my Swami is a moron.

Jesus Christ, the man wont be alone with a woman for fear of Mother castrating him being tempted to turn into his orange eminence and start grabbing pussy. Yet he will walk around a microbe infested factory of death with no protection to please the orange autocrat.

Pence is a lapdog, we all know it , but his nonchalance about a deadly virus that has killed 60,000 of his fellow Americans was beyond being the suck ass he is. Its dangerous. The head of the Task Force's main duty is to please his overseer. We are fucked.

By the way, the Mayo Clinic tweeted out the the Veep broke the rules by refusing to wear a mask. That tweet soon disappeared from view.

If a preeminent medical institution kow tows to a madman, we are really fucked.

Tea Party 2!

Back in 2010, years after the Texas white guy ran up the national debt by fighting a lie Based War and putting it on the American Express, and a year after the black guy won the Presidency and began to rebuild the crushed economy, a band of "grassroots" old white people got all "concerned" about the national debt and began to form what was called The Tea Party. Now this so called Tea Party featured dimwits in tri corn hats and morons with tea bags hanging off the safari hat waving Gadsen flags, Confederate flags. United States flags and in some cases Nazi flags. In true altruistic fashion, the Tea Party expressed its only concerns were for their children and grandchildren's future and how bad the debt had gotten in the last year or so since the black guy won. The white guy ran up a necessary debt because that was war and it was spent well killing brown Muslims. But please, stop loaning money to car companies and rebuilding the economy you vicious funny named President born in Kenya.

I walked thru two Tea Party rallies in 2010, The first one was nasty, full of screeching dimbulbs and genuine anger that white privilege was in danger. There were out and out racists at that one, an early Tea Party rally of nuts and bolts.The second one I walked thru was the Tea Party Express. A giant camper traveling around the country with a makeshift stage and pre determined speakers who could articulate anti Obama racist hate with some sort of tact. How do I know it was racist? Because every single speaker I stood there and listened to said right off the bat, "We are not racists" which of course translated to English means yep we are racists.

Then last week, a gang of sign waving "grassroots" dumbfucks all showed up at the same time in their trucks waving Gadsen flags, Confederate flags, US flags, and is some cases Nazi flags..............hey wait a minute....

Yeah these are the same clowns who showed up 10 years ago when beckoned by the Kochs, and other right wing kooks with the jack to give them something to do. They honk horns, express outrage over shit they really dont care about, hold up pre made signs, scream and holler, carry guns and get wayyyyyyyyyyyy more attention than they deserve.

But this time is different. 10 years ago they pretended it was all about the future. All about their kids and grandkids future. Not about them, about others.

This time the bullshit isnt even an option. It IS about them. Its about them and their Fox News addled brains. Its about them and their Dear Leader, the simpleton that relates to them so well. The lamebrain who sounds just like they do after about 6 Old Styles.

They want to play golf, bowl, go to movies, get haircuts, get nails done, go to bars, fly to Vegas, go to casinos. Yeah they want to do what they want to do and they really dont care about anything else. The irony is that these close quartered fellow self indulgents are all putting each at risk with their bare faces and screeching spit takes. They not only dont care about you, or their kids, or grandkids, they dont give a fuck about each other.

Go ahead open it up. Let these idiots get sick, get others sick, and thin their own neanderthal herd. Thats an opinion that enters and then leaves my mind. Because I realize that stupidity is not a death penalty offense. Ignorance is not a reason to wish harm. Much like children who are not mentally developed enough to know whats dangerous, adults have to make sure they do not harm themselves or others. The adults are Governors and Mayors. The children are these idiots and the idiotic leadership they are inspired by.

Hang tough Governor Adults. There are Child Governors out there doing whatever their Dear Leader tells them to. Lets hope their constituents are smarter than they.

PS-- The Lt Governor of Texas, a true imbecile named Dan Patrick, said out loud to trust fund baby Tucker Carlson, that there are more important things in life than living, like saving the economy. This is in addition to stating olds have to die to save the economy for the kids. Damn, does that sound familiar? Concern for the kids. Or in this Texas Twerps case, is it the fact the virus kills far more blacks and browns than white assholes like him? Texas is getting closer to blue than the Republicans care to admit. Dan Patrick is the front man for the virus solution.

These people are all monsters

Brains, Brains!

Nope not The Walking Dead, 28 Days Later or even Zombieland. The yahoos are bored in their houses and out to start Tea Party 2 in various states to do away with science, expose everybody to the "fraud" Covid 19, develop a herd immunity, and go about their day huntin and fishin or whatever else it is that these dumb people do. Of course none of the reasons about science or herd immunity or even Covid 19 are real, these dimbulbs just want to get out and support their Dear Leader in his time of need. The You Cant Tell Me What To Do crowd showed up in Ohio and Michigan this week and beat down the doors to the various Capitol buildings in a quest for brains they obviously have allowed to turn to mush after they ran out of Dukes of Hazzard reruns to watch.

These bozos, self centered to their very core, showed up in Lansing, Michigan in their trucks and SUV's, waving Trump 2020 flags, Confederate flags, Gadsen flags, and in once case a Nazi flag, to express their disdain for a Governor dissed by the Dear Leader for not kissing his rather wide orange ass. They demanded a rescission of the Stay At Home order issued by a "Democrat" Governor who is also a woman so they can go back to Taco Tuesdays at Barneys Bar and Grill back in whatever rural soon to be petrie dish of Covid they may come from.

It really is amazing that this type of brain challenged shitkicker continues to rebel by sporting flags of losers like the Confederacy, which even though Michigan and Ohio are in the north, somehow are Confederate states to these dipshits. Swastika flags, repellent I would assume to even some of the Stars and Bars wavers, are also losers. Genocidal losers like the Confederacy yet somehow popular with the lamebrains of the right.

These talk radio zombies are just itchin for a fight. Braying about constitutional rights and freedom in the midst of a real threat to life and limb is fine. Go ahead dittoheads (do they call themselves this still?) and suck in the Covid, I dont really care. Die if you want to you misguided puppets (Thanks JC Superstar) but you have NO fucking right to take innocents along with your gasping for breath dumb asses.

This is the part I dont understand. How can one be so utterly self centered, narcissistic, in denial, delusional, and so fucking ignorant to let yourselves be used as a spreader of a deadly disease to "preserve" freedom? Then I realized this is nothing more than the result of 35 years of right wing bullshit from the fake cancer sufferer, the Fox News crowd and the Dear Leader himself, President Windbag The Liar.

Again, no problem with this band of leg dragging undead catching a virus and dying. None. Knock yourselves out. But killing grocery clerks and health care workers and first responders so you can have the freedom to throw darts on Wednesday and kill bartenders and servers IS a problem.

These zombies will rumble off to the voting booths in November to cast their vote for President Negan himself. Will we counter that with common sense and send these idiots back to their own hell where they belong?

We better.

Corona Virus Task Force To Screw You Over!

Yeah we are doomed.

The Ostrich in Chief appointed these 7 yahoos to get the market back up to save the Pervert in Chief re-open the economy as soon as possible. Despite the warnings from scientists and doctors who actually know what they are talking about, this Shitheel in Chief cannot wait to get his portfolio back up to snuff. And if people have to die well hell, thats what has to happen to save this degenerate's ass.

These 7 yahoos in a nutshell, heavy on the nut.

Mark Meadows

This hot shot "economist" has an associates degree from University of South Florida in what I assume is in lying. Meadows falsely claimed for years he had a BA from South Florida but hey whatever, AA or BA its only one letter. Meadows first won a seat in Congress after a gerrymandered district beckoned him to fight the black guy in the White House in 2012. Meadows is also a birther, believing the black President was born in Kenya and also a creationist who think Jesus rode a dinosaur on Palm Sunday. Meadows is now the Deceiver in Chiefs Chief of Staff . The 4th. Meadows knows about as much about economics as he knows about college degrees.

Ivanka Trump

Wow what a shocker that the First Lady/Daughter is on this panel of dunces. Ivanka does have a degree from Wharton School of Business after getting two years of Jesuit education at Georgetown. So the nepotism started early. Ivanka, who looks like a manufactured Westworld bot that one John Barron may have ordered, runs sweat shops all over the world and wants to bring that expertise to the shores of America. So of course Ivanka can get the economy jump started by giving Americans $62 a week jobs making her shitty shoes and clothes destined for T J Max.

Jared Kushner

Ivanka's "husband". This sex doll returned for being so fucking dull is the ultimate grifter. Kushner is the son of yet another grifter who spent time in prison for fraud and hiring hookers to make his accusers look bad. Kushner is a soulless devil with dead eyes and a dead personality. And he holds grudges much like his father in law. He's not only a vile parasite, he's a fucking turncoat who used to be a Democrat. In the words of my father, once a turncoat always a turncoat.

Steve Mnuchin

This chinless nerd has been one step ahead of the law his whole career. Goldman Sachs, Sears, K Mart, this corporate raider has looted more property than Genghis Khan ever thought of. Basically this creep has ruined more peoples lives than the fucking virus ever thought of. Married to a gold-digging harpy "actress" named Louise Linton, the two lovebirds like to take private planes to tourist hot spots like Fort Knox and make duck lips while taking selfies of themselves holding cash. As despicable of a human being that Mnuchin is, he can never be forgiven for his greatest sin, executive producing Suicide Squad.

Larry Kudlow

This coked up TV "economist" was seen for years on CNBC, probably by the TV Addict in Chief during his whacked out Adderal episodes. Three times married like his hero, Kudlow is a TV clown who another TV clown hired cuz he likes TV. Kudlow is so dedicated to his economic principles that he opposed tariffs like any room temp IQ thinking person does, until he was hired as Director of the National Economic Council when he saw the light and supported taxes tariffs. Kudlow is a miscreant who was a better human being when he was whacked out on the blow.


Robert Lighthizer

He's the United States Trade Representative. This law school grad and fantastic "economist" has ALWAYS believed in tariffs. Calling it a Republican staple and denying the truth that its nothing more tan a tax on Americans, this man is one of the great 19th century economic minds. No wonder this Luddite is on this panel.

Wilbur Ross

This sleepy old turtle, whens he's awake, is the Secretary of Commerce. He's also the guy who thought the Corona virus was a blessing that will bring back jobs from China. This old prune cares nothing about human life and he's a professional grifter, insider trader and miser who lies about his net worth. Remind you of anybody?

There it is. Your Corona Virus Task Force to Re-Open the Economy. They all have YOUR best interests at heart.

We are all fucked

Wisconsin Sleese!

Well any hope that SCOTUS is fair and the last bastion against fascism (which of course became absurd in 2000) had died yet another grisly death. That John Roberts is a man who cares about his legacy as Chief Justice (which is absurd since he was sworn in) has also died yet again. Let the trial run for the November 2020 election ratfucking begin.

The Republicans are not going to go down with a rigged fight. Now that the socialism argument has been crushed by the socialism they all love being kicked in again, its become a new route to travel. Low voter turnout in any manner possible. Make people risk their very lives in order to vote, at least in big cities where all the undesirables live.

The Wisconsin decision, which really is nothing more than suppressing the vote in a fucking pandemic, is all designed to save a gun nut named Dan Kelly's Wisconsin Supreme Court seat which was in real danger. Why the fuck anybody allows voters to elect judges is beyond insane in the first place, but then Wisconsin at times really is the Mississippi of the North. Kelly, who has expressed regular views that giving anything to a poor person is taking it away from someone else who actually creates wealth, and that his opponent wants to confiscate all of Wisconsin's guns (god that moldy oldie again) was on the ropes until the Wisconsin Legislature, dominated by guess who, failed to act on delaying an election in the middle of a pandemic, and the Wisconsin Supreme Court overturned the Governors executive order to delay the damn thing till 6/9. And then allowed the US Supremes, led by a coward and featuring an professional Catholic, a bitter old race traitor, a folksy fascist and a drunken frat boy to uphold the election being today.

So this here we go. Denying absentee voting, denying mail in voting, reducing polling spots in a city of over a million from 180 spots to 5. Yep, 5 polling places in Milwaukee, reducing other cities (Green Bay) polling places to 2, and blaming it on a lack of polling place volunteers who are unwilling to risk their lives in the face of a pandemic.

So heres the test. If this succeeds, and the neanderthal Dan Kelly retains his seat due to low voter turnout in the cities, the GOP will have their plan in place for November. They will suppress the vote in ways you cant even dream of. Anything to keep their Dear Leader in office and his traitorous collaborators enabling the destruction of democracy.

And then if you think the Trump appointments of a human being who thinks a man should give up his life for a corporation's bottom line and a drunken frat boy with friends he still calls Squee and Tillman you aint seen nothing yet.

Goddamit, VOTE! Even if you have to crawl over broken glass to rid ourselves of these anti-democracy ratfuckers.

Layne Staley!

18 years ago today, in maybe the least surprising drug related rock death since Jim Morrison, Alice in Chains lead singer Layne Staley died at the age of 34 from an errant speedball.

I loved Alice in Chains. That Man in the Box video haunted me and has to be in the Top 10 moments of rock discovery of my life. Alice in Chains came out of the Seattle grunge scene in 1990 and rated a probable 4th in popularity for that scene behind Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Soundgarden. But for me, that damned Man in the Box was first. First before Smelled Like Teen Spirit, Even Flow and Rusty Cage.

I never got to see Layne Staley live. I had tickets twice for Alice in Chains (or Allison Who to an aged ticket seller) but they cancelled both times. I did see them with a new lead singer a few years back and to be honest the new guy sounds a lot like Layne. But he's not.

I miss you Layne Staley. You were so underrated.

Bill Withers!

They are all going away. Your own mortality becomes more and more real. With this virus and natural aging you wonder how much longer YOU will be around. For those of us who time line our lives with music, when one of the ones from our teenage years leaves, it really hurts.

Bill Withers died on March 30th of heart problems. I wasnt yet old enough to drive so I had to ride along with buddies in 1971. The radio was on and now and then you could actually hear a song over the talking teens. The summer of 1971 was heavy on singer songwriters like Carole Kings monster album Tapestry and James Taylor and the last remnants of Janis Joplin. Brown Sugar and its killer opening riff always made the talking stop and the air guitars kick in. And the weird ones that always appealed to me. Chicago by Graham Nash, Mercy Mercy Me by Marvin Gaye, Sweet Hitchhiker the last gasp of CCR, Riders on the Storm by Jim, Liar by Three Dog Night recorded in a bathroom, and the Diana Ross less Supremes kicking it with the psychedelic Nathan Jones.

Then one day I heard Aint No Sunshine. Depressing, blue, and a guy with a guitar. What more do you need? The absolutely perfect timing of an entire verse of "I know I know I know.........". This song hit home with this undiagnosed manic depressive. Who was this Bill Withers dude?

Bill Withers was a Navy veteran who decided to write songs on an acoustic guitar. And write songs he did. My god, what a genius.

Lean on Me is his masterpiece. Still relevant. Still used as a song to get people through tough times. Theres help out there and plenty of people to lean on.

But it was the 1972 song Use Me that I really dug with its bass line and suggestive lyrics. Then in the 80s it was Just the Two Of Us and then Bill Withers said enough is enough and basically quit talking.

He went into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2015.

He went into my Hall of Fame the first moment I heard Aint No Sunshine. Love ya Bill Withers. You made my life better.