Max's Dad
Monday, June 16, 2025
Weird Weekend In America!
Thursday, June 12, 2025
Brian Wilson And Sly Stone!
The Beach Boys. As a literal child of the 60's, how can one not be familiar with the sounds of California. I came of musical awareness not because of the Beach Boys but because of the Beatles and the Monkees and the Doors. The Doors were California to me. The Beach Boys were too slick. Too appealing to girls for me. A Beach Boys concert in the mid 70's at the old Civic Auditorium in Omaha, minus Brian Wilson, made me really a non-fan. The screeching girls, the adoration of friends of mine, I didn't get it. We ended up sitting down on the floor and wished it was over. I secretly had taped the concert for another person who couldnt attend, and when I gave them the cassette they acted like they had obtained the Holy Grail. I'm sure the quality was awful but whatever floats your surfboard I guess. Years and years later, I saw a sort of version of the Beach Boys with Mike Love and Bruce Johnston and it wasnt that bad. I even kind of liked it. My older age had caught up with me. Now I understand the genius of Brian Wilson. Listening to the albums I had previously rejected as tripe, I got a whole new perspective, one of a middle-aged man, not of a rebellious teen into the anti-establishment rock of the Doors and the Airplane. Brian had his problems. But don't we all? We aren't in the public limelight, thus we don't get lied about or ridiculed for our weirdo behavior. In fact, a sandbox in my house sounds kind of intriguing now. RIP Brian Wilson.
Sly Stone. Sly and The Family Stone. Never heard of them. And then I bought the Woodstock album. I bought it for Hendrix, for the Who, for CSNY and for the Airplane. What I got was not only them, but an introduction to the band that blew the place up at 3:30 AM. Sly and the Family Stone did Dance to the Music, I want to Take You Higher and Music Lover. Good lord. Who the hell are these guys? And then I heard "All the Squares go home" and fell in love with Cynthia Robinson (RIP Cynthia). What the hell? It was band of blacks and whites and was pure joy. Much like Santana, the diversity appealed to me. But Sly Stone. With his huge afro and wide smile, who could not love this guy? I wore that Woodstock album out listening to those Sly and the Family Stone songs. Wow, the hits after were so come together y'all who couldn't love it? Everyday People, Thank You, Family Affair, Hot Fun in the Summertime. This was the black Beach Boys. Live life, hate nobody, have fun. Then came the drugs, the crazy wedding at Madison Square Garden, the mohawk, the disappearance. Sly Stone and Brian Wilson were kindred spirits. Both did their own thing, were self-destructive and had trouble living among us peasants.
And now they are both gone. I hope they find happiness wherever they are. Genius is a bitch.
Wednesday, June 11, 2025
MJ The Musical!
Before MJ The Musical begins, people wander around on stage. It's kind of confusing at first as we see people walking into what seems to be a rehearsal studio. We get a man keeping time by shouting 5 minutes to Michael, 3 minutes to Michael, 1 minute to Michael as the performers stretch and dance and do yoga. Then in comes Michael, to great applause. We then get Beat It, complete with the Eddie Van Halen solo. The musical then begins to explain the story of the Jacksons, The Jackson 5 and Michael himself.
Tuesday, June 10, 2025
The "Invasion"!!
But ABC, led by the coward Bob Iger, got a load of that Terry Moran tweet and made him delete it before suspending him for telling the truth about a guy nobody fucking voted for. ABC, not known for courage, refuses to stand up for its reporters, anchors and show staff. They recently poured $15 million into Trumps pockets because George Stephanopoulos hurt Trumps feewings. CBS is close to paying off the Felon for doing what all networks do, editing a boring part of an interview, I hope they stand their ground, but fascism needs corporations to cooperate, and man are they ever cooperating with this thuggish administration.
What's going in Los Angeles is nothing more than government sanctioned violence. Egged on by Trump, his plastic Barbie Noem, his scummy AG and his drunken Defense Secretary, the violence was started as it usually is. By nerds who were bullied in high school now with power. Cops and Guardsmen and Sheriff's Deputies and State Patrols and perhaps US Marines are dying to get revenge on those bullies who probably grew up and aren't like that any longer. Which you can't say about the goons who are sketchy and embraced by ICE.
An American version of Bloody Sunday is upon us. It's inevitable in this current mood of half the country appalled by these ICE hooligans and the other half who want F15s to strafe their fellow Americans. When it happens, and the Trumpers all come in their shorts, it will finish us as a country. We will have turned the corner from the world's finest democracy to an authoritarian shithole. Once you massacre a number of Americans, it becomes easier to do it again and again. Because journalism is fucking dead. Unable and unwilling to hold these Trump ruffians accountable, news corps are joining the team. Don't offend these guys because we may have lost profits and ever since 1980, journalism is just another money-making division of the American Conglomerate.
LA is not an "invasion" of migrants and illegals. It's an invasion by government bullies looking to stay in power and appease a racist base.
Just because an incel like Miller can't make some girl like him, we all have to suffer. Even Millers wife, taking one for the fascist team, can't stand him any longer and is so beaten down, thinks a choad like Elon Musk is an attractive alternative. It's an invasion all right but not the one Miller and Trump think it is.
They are the invaders of every decent Americans minds.
Resist
PS- Ice vermin invaded Omaha today by raiding 3 meat packing plants. The low hanging fruit these cowards go for to please Miller's 3000 a day quota is pathetic. Word is employers were cooperating to avoid government blackmail. And yes, there were protestors. Hey folks, it's here in "Real America". We dont take kindly to invaders. Or do we?
Monday, June 9, 2025
California Trends!
It's still exhausting. Donald Trump gets worse and worse every day. Once you realize that bottom will never be reached, it gets even more exhausting.
Over the weekend, we had the American Gestapo (ICE) decide to go to a Home Depot in Paramount, California to meet the Cosplay Barbie (Noem) quotas in rounding up all those MS13 gangsters (day laborers) that hang out in the parking lot to maybe pick up a roofing job on top of their drug dealing and sex trafficking profits. So, they've run out of "criminals" to roust. Since the human migraine (Tom Homan) took over as border czar (head of the American Stasi) this has never been about rounding up criminals. They are all gone, sent home under Biden and Trump in his first month. When the American KGB would round up 100 Hispanic men, 20% would have records deemed deportable while the remaining 80% were traffic violators or had no record at all. This was the sign either fellas you're out of criminals or fellas you suck at investigating and are so lazy you are picking the low hanging fruit. The low hanging fruit are kitchen workers, crop pickers, farm hands and construction workers. These are people who are doing shit jobs to send money home or feed their families. To the American SAVAK, they are just quota numbers.
Noem and Homan are the bar floozy desperately trying to stay young and the loudmouth at the end of the bar spouting off his Archie Bunker bullshit without the comedy, respectively. They set quotas that can only be met with low hanging fruit. Thus, the protests in California.
People are sick of this shit. Well, most people, there's always the Stephen Millers of the world who got rejected by a young woman of Hispanic origin in high school and decided to hate everybody not white. Those people are a lost cause bent of burning down the world. It's called MAGA.
But most people have had enough. Most people now know of a person being roughed up and rousted by a thumb breaking organization like ICE. We've seen it on the news, on social media or by word of mouth. Here, in Omaha, ICE agents, masked as usual, followed a young man to a local restaurant where he worked. He saw them and ran into his place of employment. ICE followed him into the diner, all geared up in their vests, guns and masks and took him down in the restaurant as people ate. One patron, a real humanitarian I'm sure, kneeled on the guy's legs as ICE did their usual "stop resisting" bullshit while cuffing the guy. The look on that kids face as he was pulled up was horrifying. He had no idea what was happening, had a speech impediment, spoke little English and was scared to death. Well good you say, he's an illegal and that's what I voted for. Oh yeah, he was the wrong guy but as the American Secret Police scream out "stop resisting" it warrants a bogus resisting arrest charge, so they are never wrong. It's fascism 101.
California starts trends. Resisting a fascist state is always a noble cause. Punching Nazis is always a noble cause. California has started a noble cause. As this military takeover of blue cities spreads, and it will, resistance is mandatory for any freedom loving person. Living here in "real America" where change is looked upon as a festering sore, this trend is not that far away. Progress always wins, and it may be a long bloody war, but it wins.
Resist!
Tuesday, May 27, 2025
Weekend At Donnie's!!
What a weekend for the Fuehrer. He had to ramble on to West Point grads, go deal with Russia and China, then appear at Arlington National Cemetery to honor the dead. Hahaha! Who am I kidding? He played golf on the taxpayer's dime as usual. The rest was simply an inconvenience to the Traitor in Chief.
On Saturday the Felon showed up at West Point to address the 1000 or so graduates with a rip-roaring speech to congratulate them on their huge accomplishment. Hahaha again, no he talked about himself with his stupid red hat on cuz his hair might get blown off by a stiff wind.
Trump wandered off into dementia land by telling the graduates a story about William Levitt, a real estate developer who croaked in the 1990s. Very similar to that sex yacht story he told to Boy Scouts in his first term. He rambled on about how Levitt got himself a "trophy wife" then said how that doesn't work out, the trophy wife because he knows all about that. Hello Melania! Then it was NATO and the old ripping us off speech. The Alfonse Capone riff, the no more DEI rant to a bunch of grads that included women, blacks, browns and probably gays. And finally, how nobody joined the military during the Biden years even though all 1000 of them DID join the service during the Biden years.
Speaking of Biden, who stuck around last year to personally shake the hands of all 1000 graduates, this year Trump had important shit to do so he had to leave early, something about dealing with Russia and China which is code for I have a tee time to get to so fuck off suckers and losers. I'm sure he shot a new course record of 18.
Then came Monday when the Bone Spur in Chief went to Arlington National Cemetery along with his drunken Defense Secretary and some bearded hillbilly to give yet another solemn speech about the suckers and losers who allowed themselves to be killed when he much prefers guys who didn't get killed, as long as they didn't lose limbs cuz who wants to see that?
The Babbler in Chief went on after his forced message about the ultimate sacrifice and all that stuff he's supposed to talk about. Instead, he again veered off into incoherent gibberish about how Gawd put him in this place at this time, how bad the last four years were and then how he got the Olympics and the World Cup personally even though he shouldn't even be in office now because the 2020 election was "stollen". But Gawd had other ideas for Saint Donnie. Let's hope there's a new plan. Then he took a sharp right and began pimping his birthday parade which of course will be bigger than the Olympics AND the World Cup combined because it's HIM. The 79th anniversary of his birth via a jackal. Oh, he says it's about the 250th anniversary of the Army's founding but we all know he will be sitting there getting a mushroom boner watching tanks and planes and guns and marching bands playing YMCA while thinking about himself. It's my BIRTHDAY!! Bring me some cake!
If the rest of the world has any sense, nobody comes here for the Olympics OR the World Cup in the atmosphere of Trumps Gestapo runs around picking up anybody who looks foreign. In fact, nobody from a foreign nation should ever come here, spend money and improve the American economy as long as this bigoted lump is in charge. Did tourists, other than 1935 version of MAGAts, go to Germany to enjoy the slaughter?
Look, this weekend was a culmination of idiots, from Trump to his two ass lickers, Hegseth and Vance standing at every stupid thing he said, to his fucking golfing with Russia and China.
The real sadness of this weekend is that America elected a doddering old senile blabbermouth without an iota of couth. Maybe somebody will write a book about the dangers of electing old white men to high office. Hey, what's happenin' Jake Tapper?
Tuesday, May 20, 2025
Free Press? Sycophantic Press Is More Like It!
So the newest obsession of the Trump sycophantic press is to continue to beat that dead horse of an issue that Joe Biden is senile. Blah blah blah. The book by Jake Tapper, Original Sin, in which Biden's advisors and "democrats" like Jon Favreau and David Plouffe pitch the gossip and opinions that sell books. Biden is old, remember?
Meanwhile, the current President of the United States, a rambling thin-skinned felon, posts rants in the dead of the night demanding investigations of Beyonce and Bruce Springsteen, insults Taylor Swifts looks, insults Bruce's skin (?) and seems to be having some sort of mental crisis. But the press, soooo close to losing it all, continues to hammer the prior administration, not on a policy level but on a 100% personal level. They settle ridiculous lawsuits with a liar, a fraud and a political thug like Trump to placate his paper-thin epidermis and look out for what the free press cares about the most. Not the "free" part but the protection of profits and their own multi-million-dollar gigs. Journalism is dead, not the horse, but the profession.
Biden's decline is as relevant as a week-old gallon of milk sitting out on the counter. Keep RFK away from it. While obsessing over an 82 year old ex-president and ignoring the deportation of 4-year-old American cancer patients, a $400 million dollar bribe from a terrorist supporting government, the potential suspension of habeas corpus, and a madman railing about a singer.
Wait what? Joe Biden has an aggressive form of prostate cancer metastasized to the bones? Oh no Jake Tapper, that sucks for you. Your "scoop" on the fact Biden is old really got buried by that little tidbit didnt it?
Fuck cancer, we can all agree on that, right? Guess not. Magats and their lefty useful idiots obsessed with Gaza say right on. Kill Biden with cancer. You can do it. They love cancer getting the right person almost as much as they hate libtards and Jews.
Meanwhile, a sitting congresswoman, LaMonica McIver, has been charged by parking garage attorney Alina Habba Dabba Do and the latest unqualified goof appointed by a felon, with federal charges in regard to the dust up at the ICE concentration camp in New Jersey. You may remember the protest, in which the Mayor of Newark was detained, where ICE agents opened the gates, let the protesters in and then promptly fell on the fainting couch and screamed "invasion". McIver was protecting the Mayor and may have pushed some ICE thug away thus sending that agent into some sort of victim mode and cry a lot. McIver "assaulted" a fed. JFC come on now. These ICE goons assault people on a daily basis, disappear women and children, arrest the wrong people cuz they look brown and that's a crime to them and act like the Proud Boys, Three Percenters and Jan 6 hooligans they probably are. Hang tough Congresswoman, they got nuthin.