Thank you South Carolina. You poor, oppressed christian white people have spoken and voted for a thrice married, bloated con artist. Shhhh, it wasn't Limbaugh running but don't tell them that cuz they think ol' Newt is that guy from the talking box in their pick em up truck.
Oh man, this is sweet. Newt Gingrich? The disgraced former Speaker of the House? The overfed white topped philanderer? The guy that makes Bill Clinton look like Ned Flanders? All because Newtie threw a tantrum over the commie news media telling the truth about him and pissed off all those poor white Jesus loving folks who just can't get a break because of that Kenyan Muslim socialist giving all the new jobs to his shiftless buddies?
Keep going Newtie. Go to Florida and pander to the old Jewish Jesus denying folks just to keep that fucking Mormon from losing in a landslide. That's YOUR job, Newtie cuz you are so grandiose and creative. You tell us that all the time.
Hey, Newtie. Isn't Callista getting a bit long in the tooth? That Joker smile has been frozen on so long you may not have noticed she's, well uhhh, a bit beneath you. Shouldn't you begin an upgrade soon, Newtie? I hear Heidi Klum is available now.
Allah be praised, I mean, Jesus H Christ, President Obama. Did you ever think it would this easy?
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