Here Boy! Here Boy!

Sorry I couldn't find a white dog to picture as hearing the Republican dog whistle but time is tight, and it will piss off the teabaggers. Dog Whistle politics. You know, what the Republicans say, as opposed to what they mean. The dog whistle.

Barack Obama is the "food stamp president". That's what that adulterous slob Gingrich keeps calling the President. Now the statement is a goddamned lie but the dog whistle comes in loud and clear to the Republican pooches. Obama is taking your money and giving it to blacks so they can stand in front of you at the grocery store you never go to and buy lobsters and Colt 45 and Kools and red kool aid for their 8 kids with 12 different fathers. Loud and clear Newtie.

Barack Obama is going to raise your taxes. Yeah ok, he's going to tax you white Republicans so he can give the money to the poor people (the blacks!) and cause you to lose your house and live on the streets while the blacks live in mansions and drive Escalades and smoke crack courtesy of you, the oppressed Christians. Loud and clear, all of you.

Barack Obama is anti-religion. Well of course he is. He's a Kenyan Muslim. That's not a religion, it's a terrorist organization. And he hangs around with that Jeremiah Wright, that radical uhhhhhhhhh christian? No, not that kind of christian. We don't have those kind of christians in my church. St.Paleface. Loud and clear.

Barack Obama practices the Saul Alinsky model of politics. Nobody who hears this dog whistle knows who the fuck Saul Alinsky was. All they know is Saul Alinsky is probably some kind of New York Jew. Loud and clear.

Let's keep America for Americans. We've heard that one ever since those night riders put those pointy white hoods over their pointy white heads and attacked anybody who wasn't just like them. Stupid. Loud and clear.

Personally, not being a dog, or dog brained, I cannot hear dog whistles. Oh I know one when I see some Republican "base" voter get all giddy over something. Like those hollerin debate audiences do whenever one of the four stooges fakes outrage over a question from one of them college educated elitists who deal in stupid things like facts and stuff. Facts! Blahhhhh....Now where's my milk bone?