Mitt Is A Mutt!

Mitt Romney may be a emotionless dick who kills jobs, has bolts in his neck, is a complete phony , belongs to some cult that wears magic undies, be a lying sack of dog crap and generally be hated by even sociopathic egomaniacs like Newt Gingrich, but the way he treats dogs is going to kill him.

People like dogs, my friends. They like when their dog leaps up and is genuinely happy to see you as opposed to a cold fish like Romney who couldn't care less if you spontaneously combusted right in front of him. They like it when their dog licks them and plays with them and rides in the car with them and hangs out the window with his tongue hanging out and "smiles" at them as opposed to a Romney who probably makes his dog sleep in the garage and gets pissed when the dog jumps on his neatly pressed jeans. People love their dogs, and their dogs love them. It's unconditional. Shit, Blondie the dog probably loved Hitler right up to the time Der Fuhrer shot her. Romney is the kind of guy who won't let the dog into certain rooms, feeds the dog canned food, the cheap shit, hates the dog for shedding, buys an entire new carpet when the dog pees on it, keeps the dog in a doghouse out back on a chain, pays some guy to pick up the dog crap in his yard, and straps the dog to the roof of his Woodie while driving 70 mph.

Oh yeah. Romney is a big enough soul sucking jackoff for just his politics alone. His calm demeanor and robot like stock answers may be enough to fool the hardcore Obama haters, who would probably support the aforementioned A.Hitler (R-Ger) over Obama anyway. But the dimbulbs in the center, the "independents", the "silent majority", you know, the people with jobs and lives Romney hasn't ruined yet love their pooches, their canines, their best buddies, their dogs. And they would never ever strap their buddy to a roof of a car speeding down the highway. Romney did just that. That's the kind of thing that will kill this prick.

There is a website, DogsagainstRomney.com. The term "Romney" is soon to be on a level with the term "Santorum". Googling either will be unsafe for children soon. Mittens, you can fuck over millions of people, you can be the epitome' of a trust fund baby, you can belong to a goofy club of polygamists and child molesters, you can be a complete flip flopping chameleon, BUT...there is no way you get away with being mean to Seamus the dog back in 1983.

That is unacceptable, Mittens. The really sad part is not being mean to the dog. The really sad part is a guy like you, Mittens, will never ever get that.