Kamala Harris!

 Now that Joe is gone, for whatever reason (polling, illness, whatever) Donald Trump is now the oldest man in the world. Jebus, this is such a punch in the puss for the MAGATs, they have no idea what to do. Other than crank up the racists and misogynists that is.

Look, here's the deal, I love Joe Biden. I loved Biden in 1988 before he got run out of the race for doing a Melania with some Brits speech. I loved him in 2008 before he got swept out of the race by some new kid named Barack Obama and had he run in 2016 he'd be finishing his second term. Joe is my kind of Democrat in that he didn't take any shit. Much like Fetterman, a plain talking small town loose cannon, Biden was a gaffe machine. But gaffes aren't lies, they're gaffes and we all have those moments. At least those of us who react to stupidity with an unrehearsed response that sometimes doesn't come out correctly. Joe Biden gave in to the pressure. He gave in because he was more interested in the country than his own ego. Wow, what a unique concept. I laud Joe Biden as a great POTUS who got things done. You may not like what he got done, if you're against repairing rotting infrastructure or dealing with a pandemic totally fucked up by TFG. Happy Trails Joe. 

Kamala Harris is the ONLY choice to move forward. Despite the donor class wanting to install one of their white guys into the role, Kamala is the path forward. Kamala Harris, be prepared for the other side to deliberately pronounce her first name incorrectly (Ka-MALA) in their oh so juvenile way and also be prepared for the racist, women hating scum to crawl out from under the rock Stephen Miller sits on. 

DEI hire, which is just the new way to call somebody the N word, will be the talking point, well until it isn't or they have come up with a new way to say it. Remember "thug" and "CRT"? Hell, this MAGAt movement is so crass and vulgar, like their hero, it may just start in with the N word and say hey what'd I say, "they" say it why can't I? 

The facts...Kamala Harris threw criminals in prison while serving as the City Attorney of San Francisco. She won the election in 2010 and 2014 for Attorney General of the state of California. She won the Senate seat of California in 2016 and then won the Veep nod in 2020, and the election as Vice Prez. Thats a lot of winning. Thats way more winning than J D Vance, or Trump for that matter who has never gotten more votes than his opponent EVER. So, all this DEI bullshit is just that.

But that's what we expect. The far right nutjobs have a target they get boners about. A black female with a very endearing laugh. How dare she! Our orange god never ever laughs like the tough guy he is. Get used to the Hillary like attacks but with added gusto cuz she's black. Just call everybody who calls you a racist a racist. Call everybody who calls you a misogynist a misogynist. Call everybody who is protecting democracy a fascist leftist. Just turn it all around. It's the same old strategy that appeals to fellow brain deads. Attack attack attack the black lady while defending your demigod. The old I know you are but what am I defense. So utterly juvenile, just like Trump.

Kamala Harris trails Trump in the first polls by 2 points. The bed wetters will continue to leak into their undies over this. Just wait. As Trump implodes and J D Vance Jeb Bushes his way thru rallies (please clap) these polls will not hold. As people get used to Kamala Harris and become more aware of Trumps evil vision (Project 2025) this will flip. At least I hope it does.

I refuse to believe that Americans, as a whole, do not want a dictatorship. Oh there's 20-30% that have always wanted an iron fisted shitheel like Trump or Putin or Kim to crack heads on people they don't like (left or right). I am not one of them and I don't think the majority of Americans are either. Trumps entire appeal is that he pisses off people like me. These people don't know policy, don't know reality and think people like me make fun of them. Guilty as charged. Yeah, call me a soy boy or a groomer, go ahead. Thats all they got. Deflection.

Anyway, fuck Trump, fuck Vance, fuck Mike Johnson and fuck the Tech billionaires who think they can buy the Presidency to benefit themselves. Long live Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

Welcome to the K Hive, Harris is brat, and she did not fall out of a coconut tree. 

I'm all in!

RNC!

 Is this thing almost over? How many more speakers do we have at the Republican convention calling for unity and taking down the temp? Oh none? 

This convention has gone on all week with speaker after speaker peddling lie after lie and fear after fear and mean after mean. Anti-immigrant, anti-abortion, anti-democracy, anti-common sense. The Republicans are who they are. Fear mongers who only win because of it. Scare the white people with tales of debauchery and rampant crime and rampant inflation. No solutions, other than banning immigration, deporting millions including many that have never lived anywhere else. No solutions other than banning abortion nationwide (tho they will never say that out loud). Project 2025 is still out there as is Agenda 47. No talk of this during the week. Of course not, Katie Tur  Van Jones  Dana Bash   the media is focused in on that grinning felon and rapist sitting in a box grinning and soaking in the cult devotion. It was a "surprise" that Trump showed up Monday? To whom? The guy lives for being adored by dopes. 

Careful to show up during prime time so he can be seen by millions, adoring a gigantic ridiculous ear bandage he did not have on while golfing the day after some kook tried to kill him. But we all know the Felon lives for TV and ratings and scripts. And somebody told him to wear the bandage to extract sympathy from who exactly? 

Trump sits in that stupid box grinning like a fool, accepting the adoration trying to look humble. Oh look at him say the cable news nitwits, he looks so "serene", he looks like a changed man,, he looks like a man who escaped death and became born again. Horseshit.

The grin on his mug. That grin. It's not the grin of a changed man, it's the grin of a man who knows he is going to get away with all of it. It's the grin of a man basking in the glory of his cultists. It's the grin of a man enjoying his former rival's fealty and apologies for daring to question the superiority of Donald J Trump. It's a grin of the proverbial Cheshire cat, the grin of Sylvester after throwing Tweety in his piehole. Either that or he's about to explode from holding in all his vitriol for so long. All 4 days of it.

It speaks tonite, again as a "changed man". Yeah ok. A con man can't stop conning and Don The Con is still doing it with that stupid grin and his stupid bandage. The minions who once mocked John Kerry's purple heart by wearing a band aid are now spouting ear bandages in solidarity with the guy who was shot at last Saturday. Their ear bandages are just as necessary as his. It's all a show, a really bad show and all it lacks is a cross burning (those stupid woke indoor clean air laws).

It all ends tonight. The "Changed Man" will speak and whether or not he can hold on to that so called piety and inner peace is a mystery. Even if somehow, he restrains himself from his normal name calling poison tonight, it will resume soon. 

Thats because there is one thing Donald J Trump hates more than anything, it's being boring. And a "changed man" is ALWAYS boring.

J D Vance!

 Well, it's official. Putin's Trumps pick as Veep is Ohio's own 18-month-old Senator Adam Lambert  J D Vance, a truly despicable bag of hair and eyeliner. While Doug Burgum and Marco Rubio were crossing their fingers on Saturday and praying for some sort of revelation from the Tampon in Chief, Vance was jumping on the twitter machine and expressing his "concern" over the attempted assassination of Donald Trump by a 20-year-old mentally ill MAGA loser by blaming Trumps enemies.

"Today is not some sort of isolated incident" (yeah it is) "The Central premise of the Biden campaign (at least he didn't say regime) is that President Donald Trump is an authoritarian fascist (ok and?)  who must be stopped at all costs. This rhetoric led directly to President Trumps attempted assassination". 

Yeah, ok J D. So, a MAGA kid decided to try and kill his hero? WTF JD? You, a man who called Trump "Americas Hitler" or "an asshole like Nixon" less than a decade ago are suddenly a lickspittle for America's Hitler? Did YOU contribute to that attempted assassination also?

J D Vance. Heres a guy who grew up in rural Ohio, had a drug addicted mother, a bunch of hillbilly relatives struggling with shitty jobs, drug abuse and poverty. As soon as he graduated high school, he joined the Marines, the way out of dying small towns for thousands of kids with college dreams. He came out of the service and went to Ohio State then Yale Law School. Wow what a man of the people. 

Vance wrote his so-called memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, where he shit all over his relatives as hilljacks and rubes while stereotyping groups of people as white trash and threats to America. For some reason the book took off and people read it. Vance was suddenly a celebrated CNN contributor and "white trash splainer". He trashed Trump as a con man. Then came the movie. Critics hated it. It sucked. Despite getting Oscar nominations (cuz Glenn Close was in it) the movie was a bomb.

J D Vance then turned MAGA whore because the "elites" dissed him. Much like his new master, Donald the Tampon Guy, all JD wants is to be a celebrity with celebrity friends and celebrity party invitations; All JD wanted was acceptance from "coastal elites" and a seat at the next intellectual party. Sorry dude, you are who you are, maybe staying in Ohio was a mistake. Like Sleepy Don, had he been accepted into polite society, none of this nightmare would be happening.

In 2022, Vance was bought and paid for by billionaire and Hulk Hogan puppeteer Peter Thiel who wanted him to run for the Senate. He did that, somehow won, and entered the Senate in 2023. Wow, Thiel bought a Senator. Cool.

When he arrived in the Senate, Ted Cruz, the at the time biggest asshole in the Senate, said wow am I gonna lose my title? Yes, Ted, you did lose the title to one J D Vance, whom Mitt Romney said soon after getting to know him, "there is no one I have less respect for than J D Vance". Boo, Mitts a RINO!!.

Vance is the typical MAGA dickhead. He opposes abortion from the moment of conception and thinks rape victims should have their rapists baby (two wrongs dont make a right). He opposes no fault divorce, thinks abused women should tough out marriages for the kids and said he doesn't care what happens to Ukraine. Thus, Putin is high fiving Viktor Orban. Vance wants to fire all civil service employees and replacce them with Herr Trump loyalists........hey WAIT A MINUTE..........J D Vance IS Project 2025. What the hell does he bring to the ticket? What kind of "moderate" is going to say yeah, I like that young feller with the beard and the eyes of a drag queen?

Bottom line, Vance is such a Trump ass kisser now because of that one common event in their lives. The rejection of them by the perceived "woke liberal elites". And their revenge is all they care about. 

Vance and Trump are little boys abused by their situation. Their quest for revenge on anybody who said "geez that guys an asshole" is the basis for their candidacy. The "elites" of the GOP, the delegates and the uppity ups, know they must use these two interlopers to achieve their goal. A fascist America run by the oligarchs and the nerds of the Heritage Foundation and the evil demons of the Federalist Society.

Thats it. Vance and Trump are useful idiots for so many different people it's downright scary. But both are also common in their dumbness. Their inability to see the future when they will be thrown away into the trash with the rest of MAGA. This is not going to help the GOP ticket whatsoever. Even when they try and tell you that Trump had a come to Jesus moment and now loves everybody. Ya know like that dick Steve Scalise, who after he got shot and was saved by a gay EMT, continued to try and oppress LGBTQ people and became an even bigger asshole than he already was. Don't buy it, Trumps a con artist and never will change. 

 By the way....what size noose does Vance wear?

The Shooting!

 Did something happen over the weekend? Oh shit...Trump got his 20 years wish to duplicate this moment for real. And some punk allowed him to do it.

Look no political violence is ever justified, nor is just plain old violence for that matter, but to be shot at by one of your own? Thats insane. And insane is what the shooter is. Not to mention Trump who is also insane.

A firefighter was murdered by the bullet that was intended for Donald. A firefighter! A man who has done more for society in one day than that narcissistic jackass has in 78 years. And it doesn't matter that the firefighter was at a hate rally, had social media that was well , bad attempts to be funny at best, and with his family. He didn't deserve to be shot and killed for simply going to a rally. Nobody at that rally deserved this, even that fake JFK Jr asshole. 

The Secret Service fucked up big time. So big time that many people think it was staged. That, of course is ridiculous and dangerous. Trump and his minions aren't smart enough to pull that off. Maybe Putin could, but not this band of Putin puppets.

This allows Republican shit stirrers to go crazy. It's Joe Biden's fault! It's the Democrats fault! It's those "unqualified DEI" women at fault! It's the Deep State! MAGA is never gonna quit with this shit. Chrissakes, Trump was on the ground thinking "how can this benefit me, make me money", and voila, wrestling moment revived. Same crowd of meatheads each time eating it up.

I don't want anybody shot and killed. As much as I hate Donald, I don't want him dead other than from natural causes. I don't want the firefighter dead either. I don't want Medgar Evers or Trayvon Martin or anybody else dead. Can you say the same about MAGA?

This week starts every 4 years shitshow called the RNC convention, where felons will be onstage, and liars will lie constantly. This will be a real Nuremberg moment in American history.

Just remember, MAGA is using this assassination attempt to squelch any talk about Project 2025, Agenda 47, or Trump being a threat to democracy. Well fellas, he is a threat to democracy! He was a threat when that bullet sailed past him and into the innocent bystander and he's a threat now. Threats don't change. Trump proved to be totally without human emotions by golfing on Sunday. A man died at his rally and what does Trump do? Plays golf. It's not toughness or alpha male shit, its psychotic and dangerous. 

Trump is a danger, period. And for one time I'm taking his advice about mass shootings or single shootings. I am getting over it.

Fuck Trump.

Joe Is BACK! The Media Is Not!

  

It's like that press conference last night in which Joe Biden rattled off foreign policy off the top of his head didn't even happen. The ghouls of the press said yeah not bad but when's he gonna drop out? Its a better story than Biden is fine and more in tune than that Florida Felon talking about sharks and batteries and calling his doctor Ronnie "Johnson". Bottom line, Trump is a better story and is better for ratings and profits. There is no journalism on the cable networks any longer, with a few exceptions. Back in the 60s and 70s, the news division was not designed to make money, it was a separate entity meant to do journalism. Then came Reagan, the fairness doctrine being dropped and thus the rise of right-wing radio in which total phonies pretend to believe what their whacko audience wants to hear. Rush Limbaugh was the catalyst, a failed broadcaster with not one core belief, who began the trend. After a while, with numerous failed marriages behind him, millions of dollars in payment to him, he started to buy what he spewed. Then came Fox News, that den of sexual harassment perpetrated by former middle school bullies who couldn't resist the sight of a pretty blonde stooge. And the rest is history until we hit 2024 when "journalists" just ignore reality to put the worst spin on everything for ratings and profits.

Ok enough about my disdain of the media. Last night's press conference went on for an hour. After the talking seals asked if he was too old over and over, the foreign press saved the day by asking Joe to rattle off things like the triangulation of North Korea, China and Russia while at the same time pointing out the past tension between South Korea and Japan. He spoke for an hour with policy wonk like precision. BUT, he misspoke and called Vice President Harris "Vice President Trump" which was all the domestic press heard. NBC's Peter Alexander couldn't stop himself from pointing that out as Biden walked off stage to which Biden said: "Listen to HIM". 

Look can we still talk about Grandpa? Of course we can. Joe is 81, he moves like he's 81, he stares into space at times like he's 81 and he gaffes a lot, kind of like he did when he was a 29-year-old Senator who suffered from a stutter. Is he up to the job? It's a legitimate discussion. We are having said discussion with some Democratic leaders and actors saying OMG he needs to be replaced. He's going to lose to a fascist because the fascist is a smooth-talking lie machine. These people think Americans are dumb AF. Not some but all of them. We know a significant portion of Americans are idiots, but it's not everybody. Can you imagine a clear-thinking American, with a general knowledge of politics, switching a vote from Biden to Trump because Biden is old. I refuse to believe that (of course I thought the same thing in 2016). 

Yes, have the discussion but in the end, we need to focus on the actual enemy and it's not us. It's the Project 2025 puppet convicted of 34 felonies and running for President only to save his own ass from prison. The enemy is the GOP. The party of Romney and McCain and even W and Dole is deader than Abe Lincoln. It's a cult, worshipping a man who owns the libs and that's all that matters. He pisses off those people I don't like. No policy argument will change these people's minds. They are incapable of understanding it anyway and exist only to further their own frightened view of their scary world of blacks and browns and women and gays. 

However, when faced with Nazism or fascism or worse, I am confident they choose democracy even if the standard bearer is old AF. I HAVE to believe that or what's the point? 

I choose to fight the enemy, not my own people. So, dump Biden, don't dump Biden, but FFS get it over with one way or the other. 

If we don't fight the real enemy, we have indeed met the enemy and he IS us. 

Agenda 47 or Project 2025?

 Well now that Taraji P Henson had the balls to turn around at an awards show and give everybody a primer on Project 2025 and the Felon denied he had anything to do with it (even though 62% of his handlers are mentioned in it as is he) I guess that's a done deal right? Project 2025 is nothing more than a pipe dream from the Nazis at the Heritage Foundation and the fascists at the Federalist Society and Herr Baron Von Shitzinpants denies being involved lets all let it go, eh? Yeah, fuck that. Hang that anchor of Naziism around the Rapists neck from now to 11/5/24.

The lies are abundant. The handlers of the 4 times indicted twice impeached scumbag say no no Project 2025 is not his thing. He has his own plan called Agenda 47 and as hard as it may be to believe, it is worse than Project 2025.

Agenda 47 echoes much of what P2025 says, such as giving Trump control of the FCC, the regulatory agencies, strip mines on federal land, cuts in SS and Medicare to eventually privatize them, gutting the federal bureaucracy to install Trump loyalists and of course ending the ACA putting 40-60 million Americans back into an uninsured hell on earth and at the mercy of the bullshit two weeks from now Trump health care plan.

Agenda 47 goes further. It ends birthright citizenship, well ok then just ignore the Constitution. It ends the Department of Education and replaces it with something called "Patriot Education". How very Kim Jong Un of you. Abortion, just say bye with a national ban at 15 weeks, and a newfound energy for the evangelicals who would then push for that personhood garbage. Agenda 47 outlaws gender reassignment surgery for children under 18, AND EVERBODY ELSE. We own you!

Agenda 47 establishes something called "Freedom Cities". Giving federal land to people to do with what they want. I can see the white nationalists getting some down-home socialism to prioritize their separation. Agenda 47 wants televised "military tribunals" for people who've pissed Herr Trump off. Ya know, like Liz Cheney and anybody else who dissed the Emperor.

Oh and of course using the United State Military and the National Guard to whack US citizen protesters as those brave heroes did at Jackson State, Kent State and Tianeman Square. Make America China.

But all this nuttiness that's out there for anybody to check out pales because Joe Biden is old and stammers. Perhaps the mainstream media, long ago proved to be a profit-making machine and not interested in truth and certainly not "liberal", should cover this plan for Nazi America. Do your fucking job. Lay off the old man for a day or two and read the 900 pages of Project 2025 and the picture book of Agenda 47 to your viewers and listeners. 

But we all know that's not happening. Its ratings and the Adjudicated Rapist are good for ratings and that is the bottom line for these so called "journalists". I fear we are doomed.

Real America Says Bienvenido!

 An event occurred out here in "Real America' last Friday that you may have missed. Crete is a town of about 7000 in Southeastern Nebraska, not too far from Lincoln and home to Doane University, the fighting Tigers (all I really know about Doane U is every time an Omaha Storm Chaser pitcher strikes out an opposing layer you can text for a chance to win a $5K "scholarship" there).

The town is also home to Pet Food plant and a packing house. Thus, a whole lot of Hispanics moved there in the last 20 years to take "American jobs" that no American wants. The Hispanic population grew from 13% to over 42% since the 2000 census. 

Guys like 74-year-old Billy Booth, a white guy, didn't like it one bit. Neighbors said he was an asshole to all of them, harassing them about their lawns and for coming onto his property. But when a family of Guatemalans moved in across the street, Booth had enough. 5 weeks prior to last Friday, Booth got into a screaming match with the kids in which he was the only participant and left it with a Welcome to Crete moment involving a fuck and a you. "Why is he talking to me like that?" was the question from the kid. He regularly yelled "You don't belong here" and "Speak English" and "Go back where ya came from" , you know, the favorites of ignorant fucks.

Friday afternoon the family and some nieces and nephews were playing in the front yard. Their soccer ball rolled into Booth's yard, which I'm sure was immaculate. The children retrieved it and then...74-year-old Billy Booth began shooting at the gathering from his window with his trusty shotgun. Buckshot splattered into 3 children and 3 adults shielding the kids. Thank goodness none were killed. But Booth then ate the shotgun and became the only fatality in this ugly incident.

A neighbor said about Booth "I don't care what police say. I lived next to the guy for 10 years and he wasn't a racist, but I feel lucky he didnt shoot me." Ok neighbor guy, I respect your opinion on racism (not really) but a guy screaming at Hispanic children and telling them to go back where they came from and to speak English sounds pretty damn racist to me. Maybe in "real America' that's just a term of endearment meant to encourage the children to stay in school, but I doubt it.

The adults and the children are all out of the hospital and an old racist guy is dead. Sorry, MAGA, you just lost a vote. 

 Welcome to Real America. amigos.