Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Gorsuch The Gross!


 Remember back when Moscow Mitch McConnell stole a Supreme Court seat by betting on the longshot sure loser named The Former Guy? When the Former Guy lied and cheated his way to the victory by getting 3 million less votes than the Email Lady, McConnell had his 20-1 shot come in. Merrick Garland was forgotten and up popped Neil Gorsuch, a kind of white Clarence Thomas filling a seat on the 10th Circuit Court in Denver.

When the Former Guy, after getting approval from the masters at the Federalist Society, nominated Gorsuch to the stolen seat. The Federalist Society is a kind of cauldron of evil that was formed to mulake sure Republican administrations didn't nominate any more David Souters or Earl Warrens or John Paul Stevens who wandered off the white supremacist plantation now and then and fucked up the descent into fascism we now face. So any judicial nominee must get the Seal of Approval from this band of boiler room Nazis.

Gorsuch was given the hearing before the Senate where Minnesota Senator Al Franken brought up the Case of the Frozen Truck Driver. A driver was hauling met across an Illinois when the -25 degree temps and an empty fuel tank forced the man to pull the truck over. Brakes froze, the heater quit working and the driver unhooked the trailer and drove away leaving the poor meat alone to save his own life. The meat got delivered after truck repairs but the company fired the driver for abandoning his meat. He sued and won his case but on appeal, Judge Neil Gorsuch sided with the company, basically saying the man should have died to protect corporate meat. The Corporation is the State and must be adhered to. Yep, Franken exposed Gorsuch for what he was, a corporate hack willing to risk lives to protect the bottom line. So yeah, Gorsuch is a jackoff. Thats a fact proven that day to any decent person.

Gorsuch got approved after McConnell blew up the filibuster (whaaaaaat?) to confirm his lackey ass. And thus a 50 year old man who rooted for Scrooge and Mister Potter is now on the Court for the rest of my natural life playing syndicate groupie for the business oligarchs.

But now, though Gorsuch's pro-megacorp decisions can be legitimately argued, his recent decision about real life, about everyday interaction between human beings is the most abhorrent thing he's ever done.

Most decent human beings will adhere to others problems, others health, others lifestyle, others beliefs to not offend. Being a kind person is not hard. We do it everyday. But oh no, Neil Gorsuch will NOT wear a mask to help protect his fellow justice, Sonya Sotemayor, who suffers from diabetes and would be at risk with a Covid diagnosis. Nope, and though he sits right next to her on the court bench, Gorsuch has gone all Ayn Rand on his fellow justice and will not wear a simple mask. For fucks sake, even Thomas, Beer Boy and Coathanger Barrett deferred to her health risks and wore a mask. But Gorsuch the folksy fascist who spun tales of walking to rodeos with his daughter apparently was too inconvenienced to put on a mask.

So the guy who caters to oligarchs and tyrants has entered a new zone. The Narcissist Zone. The Jerk Zone. The Putz Zone. The Self Indulgent Zone. The Me Zone. Sounds like the guy who nominated him. Unfortunately with lifetime terms, Gorsuch will not be the Former Guy soon.

Thursday, January 6, 2022

Happy Insurrection Anniversary!

 

A year ago so many of us sat at home working when it happened. A gaggle of human thuggery on orders from a political thug, descended on the Capitol to try and stop a constitutional process for a peaceful transfer of power. These losers are who they have always been. Angry violent white men who quietly seethed for years over their failures, had finally found the guy who was going to speak for them . A racist liar con man who preys on mushy brains and the just plain dumb emerged in 2015. They could now crawl out from under the rock they had been hiding under. Yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of these human garbage and their gigantic latest failure. A few thoughts:

1) That guy above walking thru the Capitol Rotunda caring a treasonous flag of yet another failure. The Confederacy. The slavery enthusiasts who started an actual Civil War to maintain owning other human beings. That guy. Carrying the American swastika thru the heart of government . That son of a bitch should go away for fucking ever. Join the Aryan Nation in federal prison you fucking mook.

2) The Congressional so conspirators, the Greenes, the Boeberts , the Hawleys , the Brooks', the Gohmerts, the Gaetzs, the Cruz's , the Tubbervilles, the Jordans, the Stefaniks , the McCarthys should all be held accountable. The day every one of those traitorous twerps is booted and hopefully arrested will be a great day in American history. It cant come soon enough.

3) Tucker Carlson has crossed the line. His nightly defense of his white base of viewers is beyond reprehensible. His rewrite of history, his lies, his baseless nonsense of blaming government for attempting to overthrow itself is not only laughable its dangerous. Carlson caters to the same bunch of weaklings that The Former Guy does. Weak minded thoughtless assholes. But thats Fox. When you are the worst on a network that features a blonde Nazi and a flat headed carnival barker thats a major achievement. Where's Jon Stewart to wreck him like he did on Crossfire. 

4) I hope that America calms the fuck down, gets it shit together, and rejects this minority of loudmouth lunkheads led by a pathological pussy like The Former Guy. I dont care if the smart conservatives take back over, anything is an improvement over this  band of miserable bastards with low IQ's and asshole tendencies. The cowards who know better are especially egregious. Y'all know better, but you lack the guts to maintain your dignity in this trailer trash of a party. 

5) Ted Cruz. This werewolf wanker wants to be President? Holy shit Texas. This pathetic pimp first failed to defend his own wife and father against a scumbag screecher like The Former Guy. He fled to Cancun during a power outage in his home state. And now he cowered at the feet of Tucker Carlson begging this trust fund punk's forgiveness for calling a terrorist a terrorist. What wont this Texas twat do to debase himself? Good gawd if this Canadian creep gets anywhere near Oval we are fucked. 

Never again GOP America? Deal? Yeah I didnt think so. Fuck all of ya.

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

Garland's Gang!!


 Oh I know lots of folks wanted Merrick Garland to show up at his DOJ briefing today waving indictments over his head and guys in chains behind him, but  Merrick Garland was just being Merrick Garland. Just the facts ma'am. 

The day before the 1st anniversary of the attempted coup by a gang of white trash looking to do a Svengali's bidding in keeping HIM in power, Garland showed up to assure those of us not denying reality that steps are being taken to bring the hammer down on not only the grunts, but the planners and funders of that dark day. (Charles W Herbster, you listening? ) 

Garland visited numerous bullet points today. Not only is he after the traitors that so far have escaped justice (you listening Greene and Bobo?) but he's also touched on voters rights, carefully linking suppression of voters with the insurrection attempt and drawing a straight line from that to the various GOP attempts to make sure no more 81 million vote landslides occur. 

Garland is a methodical slow get your ducks in a row jurist. Remember that not one leak occurred when he sent Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols on their way to hell. Not one. 

So the briefing today reassured me that these turncoat fascist fuckers from T***P on down will be thoroughly investigated. It wasnt Al Pacino going crazy in And Justice For All like many want. Thats theater. What Garland offers is meticulous scrutiny leaving no stone unturned. Fine by me. I'm the inpatient type but today made me less anxious.

Lets go Merrick!