Thursday, February 9, 2023

State Of The Union!


 Hey I thought that octogenarian cognitive declining Sleepy Joe Biden was President but what we got the other night was Scranton Joe, who rolled up his sleeves and told the screeching spider monkeys of the GOP to put up their dukes.

Biden was masterful. He showed everyone who watched that he was the cat playing with the mouse before he swung it around by the tail and threw it outside. Scrappin Joe knew what he was doing. He was baiting the most baitable gang of low IQ trash that the Republicans keep electing to the House. He turned the SOTU into the House of Commons complete with screeching and some guy banging a gavel saying "orrrrrrrrrduh" but he had the gavel and he wasnt about to bang it. 

When Puncher Joe brought up the FACT that GOPers, in writing ,promised to gut Social Security and Medicare or in Rick Scott's crayon scribblings,  besides forcing children to pledge allegiance , he also wants to sunset all  federal legislation including SS and Medicare every 5 years, they reacted like WWE fans to the return of Vince McMahon. The yelled and hollered and screeched "liar" and "bullshit" and looked for vines to swing from. Cruella DeVille wannabe Marjorie Taylor Greene stood and hand gestured and screeched like a redneck mommy arranging a fight between her children after school. Mike Lee, a truly despicable Utah Senator who on tape wanted to tear up SS and Medicare "by the roots", reacted with a face like a man caught in the act of masturbating in public. Who me? Your eyes deceive you Officer Joe.

The Republican Party has been trying to kill off Social Security since Joe Louis was beating up his Bum of the Month Club. Now suddenly when called out by Preacher Joe, they wail like a cat getting his tail rolled on by the GOP rocking chair. And then Crafty Joe hit the Mousetrap button with "I enjoy conversion" as the GOP yapping yorkies stood and applauded SS and Medicare being left alone forcing Ronnie Reagan to spin in his grave.

Now we all know they are lying. We know Rick Scott ,in his every 5 year sunset promise, would choke the life out of SS and Medicare under the ruse of "saving it". Republican words are pointless and mostly lies. Keep an eye on the fuckers, they ARE coming for SS and Medicare as much as dog goes after a mail truck. They cant help it, they just think all people are miserable thieves and will kill 99 people to keep one from jobbing the system, ya know like Rick Scott did stealing  Medicare and Medicaid money.

There were other key points put out there by Rocky Joe. A minimum tax of billionaires, child tax credits that took so many kids out of poverty until the GOP reinstalled poverty by refusing to renew them, $35 monthly cap on insulin for the over 65 crowd to which Kevin McCarthy made a face like he was diabetes itself, and taxing stock buybacks which were cut back in the 2017 gift to the donor class. All were met by steely silence from the GOP zoo. 

The speech reminded me a lot of the 2012 debate with Ayn Rand fan and non-teenager Paul Ryan. When Ryan would state some stupid 1920's Coolidge economic point, Bare Knuckle Joe would lean back, chuckle, and do everything but point at this clown and say "this fuckin guy". That was the GOP the other night, on the receiving end of a knuckle sandwich from Scranton Joe......Those fuckin guys


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