Tale Of Two Speeches!

I know one happened a week ago and one was just yesterday but lets examine each speech.

Michelle Wolf is a comedian. She has a very good stand up on Netflix where she amuses a room full of people who get it. A room full people who have removed the sticks from their asses before they enter the theater. Last Saturday night she attempted to amuse a bunch of people who maintain a suck up relationship with a putrid group of people running the country. Oh and trust me, the "Fake News" media is just as full of spineless worms as the White House itself. The White House communications band of liars who continually put forth such eye popping bullshit that the White HOuse Correspondents eat up with rare skepticism.

Michelle Wold stood on a platform last Saturday and hammered everyone. All anyone remembers is that she made fun of Sarah Huckabee Sanders smoky eye shadow. Uhhhh, no she did not, she made fun of the fact Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a fucking lying sack of raccoon shit. But Michelle Wolf made one mistake that guaranteed her eventual fainting couch reaction from the old fogeys that make up the White House press. She told THEM that they are complicit in the lies and distortions and the evil that plagues this nation. What she said, to paraphrase, is you assholes pretend to be abhorred and taken aback by the blatant lies and the crudeness and the meanness and the outright wickedness yet you all love it. You get ratings and then make profits and then secretly aid and abet traitors. So fuck you too, media.

This sent press collaborators like Andrea Mitchell and Maggie Haberman and John King and Mika and a host of others to criticize the woman who made jokes for going over the line. Go to hell all of you. You know who goes "over the line" on a daily basis? Sarah Fucking Sanders. And this asshole.

Donald Trump did what he does best yesterday. Stood in front of a group of dummies, easily amused, and did his stand up routine. Ya know, the punch down routine. The routine that makes a bunch of older white rednecks think that Trump is the second coming of Larry the Cable Guy.

All the greatest hits were there. You're the real oppressed ones, you white men. Texas is the best. He loves Ted Cruz, you know, the liar whose wife is homely and whose father killed JFK right there in Dallas. The crowd is the biggest of all time because of him. The blacks all love him now because of a mentally ill rapper who has snapped. That other blacks, like the former President are bad. BOOOOOOOO!!!. He won the election by a lot, hell pretty soon it will be unanimously. His poll numbers are huge, the unemployment rate is non existent thanks to him. The Dems want to release "savages" onto the streets to rape your wives and daughters, guns are great, blah blah blah. The same routine that has been making them fall to their knees since about 1650. The minorities are comin.

But aside from the moldy oldies there are a couple of things The Micro Penis in Chief said that really bug the fuck out of me. Werll more than a couple but who has the time or the booze to cope with it any longer.

He used his time to hammer away at former Secretary of State and purple heart winner and Vietnam Vet John Kerry for the Iran deal. The crowd cheers a bone spur sufferer and boos a Vietnam vet. Disgraceful in its own right but then he said the following:

"He never walked away from the table, except to be in that bicycle race, where he fell and broke his leg." And that crowd laughed.

Being a broken leg sufferer all I can say is fuck them all with a hot just fired AR15 up the ass. Now its personal.

Then the Stooge in Chief began another one of those non sequitur ramblings about knife attacks in London turning hospitals into war zones. Knives knives knives. What the bloody hell is this nutjob talking about now? London, what the 2nd or third biggest city in the world has had 38 knife deaths thus far in 2018. War zone, yeah right, you cunt (in Britain that means dumbshit).

There you have it. A woman comedian blasted by the press for going "over the line" by pointing out the lies of Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Then showing live Donnie the Cable Guy without any such outrage.

Hmmm. The liberal media. Right