Saturday, April 28, 2018

The Priest And The Beast!


Catholicism is a double edged sword. On one hand its is a social justice organization and on the other hand its an archaic hiding place for sanctimonious assholes bent on self aggrandizement.

Paul Ryan (Go Away-Wi) is one of those pious pricks who hide behind the religion as a kind of justification for his Randian dismissal of that social justice wing of the cult organization.

Father Pat Conroy is the kind of Catholic that can take the Paul Ryans of the cult religion and eviscerate them on a cross of righteousness.

Father Conroy is a Jesuit. The kind of Catholic who doesnt stay on the abortion train 24/7 and actual transfers to the Social Justice Express to make himself whole.

Paul Ryan (POS-Wi) is fighting a battle that he may win in the short term by firing the Reverend Pat Conroy SJ from his job as House chaplain. But in the long run, Ryan's anger at a priest caring for the pesky poor will result in his demise. Is there anything more Ryan The Douchebag than saying "Padre, you just have to stay out of politics." Padre? I can see that bag of Wisconsin cheesedicks saying that to a Jesuit priest thinking he's a hip young guitar playing free spirit. Fuck you Paul Ryan (Philistine-Wi). Most Jesuits have more knowledge in their leather bags than Ryan has in that smug leather bag he calls a head.

Ryan may be running out the clock on staying in Congress, pissing on everything he can before he spends more time with his kids while lobbying for some corrupt climate killing PAC, but he remains a boil on the ass of humanity. I know the Jesuits would rather crucify you with thoughtfulness instead of praying for your rotten soul but in this case, Im sure Father Conroy would make the exception. However, even with the Jesuit Pope's help, Ryan is beyond praying for. Ryan's black soul has been forever tainted by the Screed of Midwest Catholicism. A combination of Republican narcissism with a belief that going to Mass makes you superior to those heathens from the East. Those libtard bleeding heart Catholics who care about babies after birth. You know that type. The ones who enter the Society of Jesus.

I am retired from Catholicism because of the Midwest brand of the religion. But I shall defend the Father Conroys of the world like they are my own.

Father Conroy makes me want to be a better person. Paul Ryan makes me want to stuff a stink bomb up Catholicisms ass. No no, up Paul Ryans ass.

PS- The Jesuits always win. Ryan folded. The road to hell slowed down

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