Three Presidents Walk Into A Funeral!

Well I figure if he can forgive why cant I?

While the technical sitting President of the United States skips a funeral for a former First Lady because he's a horrible human being, a chickenshit, and a fucking narcissist, he sends his abused technical wife to fill in. You see, the POTUS likes golf and satisfies himself first and fuck everybody else. This disease is fully apparent this weekend as the life of Barbara Bush was celebrated and the sitting President takes a powder. Why?

1) He wasnt invited?

Well I doubt that since the Bush family, if nothing else, has a decorum it follows and inviting the President to a family funeral, even if the President is a self absorbed monkey who might throw his own feces would be in that decorum. Oh everyone knows Barbara Bush hated the very existence of the misogynistic racist Son of a Bitch in Chief and would have risen from the dead just to strangle him with her pearls, but decorum.

2) He is scared?

This one could be it but I doubt it. Meeting Jeb!, Hillary, Bill, Barack, might make the Baby In Chief uncomfortable since he cannot stop insulting them like the middle school bully he is. But the one he could be really scared of is Michelle. Michelle could possibly make the Traitpr in Chief cry. That would be grand.

3) He's just a nasty, horrible, rude, crude, vulgar cult leader who would rather play golf than do the right thing.

Everyone knows this is the reason. This greedy prick simply doesnt want to go. He wants to play golf and tweet insults from his fucking golf cart. A funeral for a former First Lady doesnt put him front and center.This is not acceptable to a Buffoon In Chief. Play golf you ugly human waste of space. The place is classed up by your absence anyway. Fuck you.

Now the forgiveness part.

Melania Trump is a person that has been treated like shit by the Debaucher in Chief. The GIFS of her sad face and her rejection of the Swinger in Chief's hand have generated sympathy for her plight in life. Oh poor Melania. I feel so sorry for her.

Well dont say many of us. She's a co conspirator in the Maniac in Chief's coup. Going on news shows and pushing forward Birther bullshit about a real President. Participating in the Fascist in Chief's rallies. Melania, an illegal immigrant at one point herself, participates in the immigrant bashing that the Bigot in Chief continues to blather on about. So no sympathy, right?

Well Barack Obama obviously can forgive by making the woman laugh for maybe the first time in years.

So who am I to continue holding a grudge?

So that picture makes me happy. There, I said it. We can be a caring compassionate human being. Even if her husband is a self centered piece of trash.

Fore!