Sunday, August 24, 2008

Whole Wotta Wuv!!!!


The Olympics are finally over. No more cheating. No more joyless winners. No more 8 years olds being exploited. No more obnoxiousness. No more rhythmic gymnastics, synchronized swimming, synchronized diving, ping pong, badminton, grown men on sting-ray bikes and other sports you can play in your backyard. Hahahahahahahaha! Yeah sure.
The regimentation of these Olympics is unprecedented. From the phony Opening Ceremonies to the phony Closing Ceremonies, the stone-faced Chinese "winners" were anything but fun to watch. We will see nothing of this kind of fakery, uptight performers, bitter faced spectators and complete adherence to goose stepping law and order ever again. Well at least until the Republicans all get together in St.Paul next month anyway.

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