Boo!

Does that man scare you? Well, he scares a good portion of Nebraska. He frightens them so much that they passed a term limits law just to get him out of the Nebraska Legislature where he'd been sticking up for the little people since 1972. Ernie Chambers is his name and upsetting the hell out of white people is his game. Boy, was he good at it. White people would grasp their chests and bug out their eyes and jump up and down and call him a racist while they sat around at the Dew Drop Inn lamenting the plight of the white, straight, christian male whenever Ernie would speak. Ernie knew the rules of the Nebraska unicameral up and down, left and right, backwards and forwards, and those rubes and retired welfare kings, aka farmers, would have no clue how to stop him from blocking the lobbyists and corporations to run roughshod over average Nebraskans. Oh Ernie, I am gonna miss you. This state got what it asked for and it will be sorry you are gone.

Ernie Chambers' latest dig at the sensitive craw of white people is his lawsuit against God. He has sued God, asking the courts to stop the Almighty from committing terrorist acts upon the world such as hurricanes, droughts, tornadoes, floods, and Sean Hannity. When the judge threatened to throw the suit out because Ernie hadn't filed certain papers on time, Ernie filed them pronto, exclaiming his contention that the Lord, being the all-knowing Lord, certainly knew of the suit so why the time frame?

Ernie even added a name to the lawsuit, Tom Osborne, since most Nebraskans believe him to BE God. Oh, I know it's silly. Ernie knows it's silly. But then that's the point. Most lawsuits are silly. So calm down, paleface. Ernie wins again. How can you dislike him? Just look at his dog. How can a guy with THAT dog be a bad guy?