Thursday, April 2, 2026

Sleepy Don!

Just let Gramps sleep. He cannot fuck up the world when the Adderall wears off and he falls asleep.

Donnie went to the Supreme Court yesterday to listen to arguments about birthright citizenship. Donnie doesn't like birthright citizenship because even though 4 of his 5 children (that we know of) are birthright citizens, he doesn't like blacks or browns or Asians coming here and fucking up his white supremacist views on what a country should look like. White. But after about 90 minutes of Trump sitting in the front row listening to oral arguments, which must have bored the shit out of him since there were no pictures, he got up and left. Probably much to the relief of the rest of the room smelling filthy diapers. Trump left not only because of his attention deficit disorder and the fact people saw his eyes close numerous times, but because the conservative judges were ripping his arguments apart. I'm surprised John Roberts didn't bang his gavel and say Get the Fuck Out with That Shit.

Pam Bondi is gone. Trump fired her today because she wasn't corrupt enough for him. She did everything he told her to do, got into Mean Girls fights with Congress, famously screamed that the Dow being over "50,000 dollars" and that excuses anything she did. Covering up the Epstein Files, going from they're all on my desk to saying they were all released to we are not releasing any more, Bondi was self-destructing by the day. She reportedly refused to indict California Congressman Eric Swalwell on charges that were debunked years ago by a Republican Congress about an alleged Chinese spy and sleeping together. We know Trump doesn't care about making his legal appointees look foolish with his stupid vendettas and bogus indictments. So, Bondi is history. Good riddance.

That Trump speech last night. Holy shit but what the fuck was that? Trump rambled on about everything and bragging about things that anybody not blind and stupid would laugh at. No inflation, no unemployment, low gas prices, record stock markets, grocery prices way down, you know all the greatest hits. Things couldn't be more 180 than what this delusional dunce thinks. But Trump continues to say it. He also threatened to bomb Iran back to the Stone Age, which has been a dumb thing to say by tough guys for 100 years. I know they show Trump a condensed view of the Iran War where they entertain him daily with ,shots of shit blowing up. He, like a child, thinks its cool because he's dumb.

Finally, Pete Hegseth, a truly stupid drunk. With his frat boy exuberance, his twisting of religion into a sadistic cult, his tough guy talk, his racism and his inability to grow the fuck up, Hegseth is everything the world hates about Americans. An Obnoxious blowhard with a drinking problem and a tendency to treat women like his personal "comfort woman". Hegseth is a true scumbag of a human.

Jesus H Christ were so fucked. 

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