Seashells!

 For the love of gawd its exhausting to not be a normal country. Instead, we get to live in a backwater nation of pettiness and a mad king bent on revenge and not on governing.

Yesterday the Department of Justice, led by a guy with his head up the mad king's ass, indicting a former FBI director for seashells. They had already tried once, failed miserably to indict James Comey for what was already a shady scummy reason. But now? Seashells. Fucking seashells. Comey had posted a picture of seashells that the mad king didn't like and as usual, MAGAts went straight into faux outrage s they tend to do. He was calling for the death of the mad king they wailed. Seashells. So yesterday they indicted Comey for calling for the death of Trump. WTF? We had the spectacle of Todd Blanche, Kash Patel, and the rest of the Shady Bunch speak with a straight face how concerned they were. It was laughable. But here we go. A gang of Grand Jury lamebrains fell for this bullshit. Now yes, the old ham sandwich can be indicted comes up here but come on people. This is real banana republic shit here. Seashells???

The security breach the other night at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Some whacko got loose, running into the venue with the speed of Usain Bolt and promptly all hell broke loose, Did the nutjob get off any shots? I doubt it. Did the Secret Service get any shots off? Well yeah, especially one guy firing like a madman so badly he may have hit one of his own guys (may have? yeah he did). The madman, Cole Allen not Trump, went down hard. Shirtless and cuffed, he was arrested not for seashells but a legit reason. He was after Trump and his putrid cabinet of clowns and thieves. Uhh buddy, ya cant do that. 

So as I refuse to call it what the hand wringers and pearl clutchers want you to call it, an assassination attempt, and call it what it was. A security breach. Somehow this guy got a room at a $3k a night hotel, brought guns and knives, wrote out a list of grievances right up to the time he sprung into non action and caused utter chaos. The Secret Service rushed Vance out of the room first (weird) then took Trump out, who fell on his face, then RFK Jr was rushed out (why) by 4 agents who ignored Cheryl Hines, HIS WIFE, who struggled to keep up all alone and in high heels. Pathetic. The vampire Steve Miller was rushed out (again why) with his wife in tow. JFC whoda thunk Miller would be the thoughtful one of the bunch?

Meanwhile, the DC elite, the reporters, the politicians, the entertainment agents and the hangers on all went into survival mode. They stole wine bottles, some of whom checked out the vintage before pilfering it. They wandered around and as elitist creeps do, they ripped off $29K worth of booze thinking they'd done nothing wrong. I can hear them calling for an end to food stamps and welfare as we speak. Horrible people. But typical of this kind of fandom of a mad king. Kudos to the guy who sat there eating his salad. Nothing is gonna keep him from his Ceasar salad, dammit.

Was it fake? Nahhhh. But it IS fun to pretend it was a set up to get his goddamned ballroom paid for by you, the taxpayers. It's fun because as absurd as it is to think this was all staged, it's still more fun to hit the Ballroom Bangers with this, giving them a taste of their own medicine and them not being smart enough to know it. The $400 million ballroom was to be paid with "private donations". Ha! That's the staged thing here. It was NEVER going to be built with anything but your money. For anyone to believe it wouldn't involve tax money, how naive can you be? Has ANYTHING this regime of thieves said that's true? Chrissakes, any "donations" that have come in, and we know it was nowhere close to $400 million, can now be quietly dispersed among the usual suspects. It's called bribery and it's the official policy of this administration. 

Hey there's so much more this kind of crazy makes one forget about. An illegal war with Iran, the Epstein files with Trump's name all over them, voter suppression, the rush to accept junk science as normal, anti-vaccine nuts, and a million other things. Distraction. 

They want you to believe that Trump has been attacked by would be assassins three times in a year. Nah, it was once. The other two were no more than the 15 attempts on Obama's life that were averted beforehand by the Secret Service, the FBI and the other law enforcement agencies all over the nation. Ya know, back when law enforcement was somewhat normal. As opposed to now, when we have an FBI bent on advancing fascism, ICE roughing up Americans and killing some, and Secret Service led by Trump cronies. What once was nipped in the bud by competence are now let go by incompetence. 

We are so fucked.