Tuesday, September 6, 2022

Special Master?


 Ok sure. That'll happen. Or is he calling for a violent revolution like he always does? Like in that deranged speech the other night in Wilkes-Barre where he called for the President to be declared an enemy of the state, said the devil lit the speech (jealous much?) , rambled on for two hours with the same old hits, and then declared people were screaming for more after 2 hours. The sight of the cretins chanting "Lock Her Up" for Hillary mishandling classified information while the Mishandler in Chief stood there grinning like a loon pissed he couldnt keep talking was so precious. Would somebody just put this muthafuka in shackles already?

Special Master? It sounds like some title you get playing Dungeons and Dragons or something right out of Star Wars. Hell, I'm no lawyer but I play one here and the decision of a Trump appointed hack judge named Aileen Cannon to appoint this "Special Master" is bad on so many counts. The DOJ is not allowed to continue to examine any of Trumps stolen documents until this "Special Master" decides if they can. She also went along with that Trump legal team (LOL) of morons, idiots and self incriminators argument that the ex president still has executive privilege despite the fact he does not. The Judge that was appointed by a fucking traitor also concluded that because an indictment ruins a man's life and that indictment could be totally unfounded (what?) and thus the real victim here is that guy who appointed me and there have I done my job of protecting said man who appointed me? She continued on that this ruling appointing a Master of His Own Domain or whatever has to happen because the search of Mar A Lago, aka the Presidents home, is "unprecedented" and thus whoaaa there, we need this S&M person to make sure all is kosher. Unprecedented? Ya know what else was "unprecedented"? The raid on the Spahn Ranch to round up the Manson gang. The arrest of this murderous creep in Memphis. Me being pulled over for speeding. All of that is "unprecedented" Your Hack, errrrr, Honor. JFC what the hell is happening here? Max, a future "special master" of law, said he wrote better opinions in fucking high school and that any professor he had would have given this judge an F and sent her on her hackery way.

Summed up in the words of the finest lawyer ever, the great Vinny Gambini, Everything that gal just said is bullshit tank you.

Hey we have a Governors race in this state that just cant get off the ground because one of the candidates (gee guess which party) will not debate, hangs around rural voters and is counting on the R next to his name being the only goddamned thing he needs to win this Governors race in Nebraska. His name is Jim Pillen, his only claim to fame is he fell on a fumble in a football game in 1978 for the Huskers and it won the game. He didnt hit the great Billy Sims and cause the fumble. He was just bringing up the rear chasing him into the end zone and said he whats this and fell on the football. Look, I went to school with this guy, he was considered a conquering hero in the one class I had with him, and other than that I remember nothing. I cant say he was plain dumb, like I can about Ginni Thomas. I cant say much about him other than since 1978 he's really done zilch. Oh hes a big successful pig farmer who has never ever "knowingly" hired "illegals" and he won a seat of the Board of Regents where his only claim to fame was to grandstand and attempt to get CRT outlawed at the University of Nebraska, something that doesn't exist. He may as well have tried to outlaw the football team from losing. Pillen will probably win because he may be right about the R next to his name in the rural part of the state. His opponent, a perfectly reasonable Democratic state senator named Carol Blood, cannot get any traction without this religious fanatic debating her. Oh did I mention he's a theocratic fascist who wants Gawd back in the schools, "illegals" in jail and then deported, Dr Fauci in jail, abortion outlawed in all forms and allow the police to run rampant to enforce "law and order". 

Pillen refuses to enter the city limits of the big cities of Omaha and Lincoln unless he sneaks in in a car trunk or with a fake stache and glasses because he knows the city folk might ask him a real question he cant answer without invoking a football analogy. He snuck into Omaha the other night to help raise money for some MAGA nutjob that would help him turn the state into a christo-fascist fiefdom. Nobody was informed and nobody knew until he snuck back out to the rural areas. 

Nebraska is always behind the times getting to stuff 20 years late. But here, with this Pillen, we are only 7 or so years behind making an unqualified football "hero", a TV star, Governor. Let us just hope the 60-40 loss he will suffer in the cities can overcome the 90-10 win he gets out in the sticks. I am not hopeful.

2 comments:

One Fly said...

You were too nice!

Unknown said...

You need to have more hope. Debate would have been awesome, but we aren't hiding out in particular communities. We are out canvassing across the state. We are campaign ninjas and good at what we do.