Dick Vader!

Are ya fuckin kidding me? This waste of air, this war criminal, this soul sucking dimwit, and her father too are out there pimping for more war war war. The Cheneys. Dick and Liz. Evil and Eviler. The sociopath and the unemployable spawn.

They are starting a money laundering, errrrrrr, a non profit entity called Alliance For a Stronger America which will gladly take your donations, pay Liz a hefty sum, and then run ads telling everybody what a pussy Barack the Hussein Obama is. How he took Dick Cheney's crowning achievement, the highly successful Iraqi Operation Haliburton, and wiped his Islamic lovin ass with it. Yep, that's what the Cheneys will tell the whole nation. All ya have to do is send them money. Sound familiar?

This heartless prick, getting back into the game with his carpetbagging misanthropic daughter, is one of the few humans on earth I would consider removing myself as an organ donor for. The utter fog this vile gangster walks around in, led by his panting villainous offspring, must be so thick it could choke Longmire.

Shit, even that cockeyed debutante, Megyn Kelley, couldn't stand to listen to Cheney's devilish blather. When you've lost Fox News, you've lost Vietnam or something like that.

Wanna get nauseated and lose some weight by upchucking the Whopper with Cheese, go see what the website says about Dick Vader. This is a particularly chilling passage:

"Cheney has been recognized by many as the most powerful and consequential vice president in American history, and worked side by side with George W. Bush to keep our homeland safe and protect Americans from terrorist attacks for seven and a half years following 9/11."

Yeah 7 1/2 years of safety. Forget about that first 6 months or so when Dick and Dick were ignoring meaningless memos about some guy with a beard that was determined to blow shit up. Shhhh.

7 1/2 years of safety. Tell that to the families of the 4,486 Americans you sent to their demise for nothing but your lies and blind greed. Tell that to the 32,000 Americans who lived through your immoral war and had their bodies crushed and destroyed.

Tell it to the hundreds of thousands of brown people you liquidated in order to keep them "safe".

Ya know, fuck that 89 year old Auschwitz guard arrested in Philadelphia. It took forever to nail that murderous miscreant, but they finally nailed him.

Are we gonna wait till our own version of Johann Breyer is 89 years old? The evildoer in our own midst is already 73. He lives with some other person's heart who probably had no idea what they were unleashing back on society signing that donor card. This wretched excuse of a human being is not only walking free, but he's now scamming people for money.

Hello, Karma? Helloooooo??