Oh Canada!

Now that the so called "Obamacare" has been upheld and unleashed the endless line of assholes and dicks to cry and wail about something they know nothing about, let's move onward and get to the real question. How many people will move to Canada to escape "socialized medicine"?

I am a firm believer in overhauling the entire fucked up health care system and I could do it in 5 minutes. Give me a giant black marker and I will cross out every reference to ages 62 or 65 in the existing Medicare bill and replace it with "at birth". There, it's fixed. How hard was that?

Oh no! Medicare for all? What the fuck is the matter with you, Max's Dad? Why that would mean we were all commies or socialists or rather, old. Yeah, the fossils who permeate the tea party rallies are already on the gravy train and goddammit, they don't want you horning in on their deal. You're poor, tough shit! You're young, we're jealous so fuck you too! All that bullshit that flies out of their creamed cornholes about looking out for their grandkids is so bogus. They care about themselves, and their ability to get you to pay for their healthcare. That's it! If everybody else gets in on their scam, well then it ceases to be a scam and then it's just moral. You know, moral, moral like back when the coloreds stayed away and the kids all had buzzcuts and fought in unnecessary wars against foreign coloreds. And moral when all that adultery and sex was hidden away and kept quiet. And you know moral, like back when the queers pretended they weren't and got married to Eves and just shut up about their weirdness. You know, moral, like back when women didn't work and lived unhappy unfulfilled lives as baby machines? And now, "Obamacare! The horrendous notion of government run healthcare (you know, like Medicare?) makes them want to jump into their bomb shelters. They knew when the blacks took over, all this free shit would be coming. So let's all vote for that white guy we all hate cuz he's a Mormon and he's a closeted moderate. He's white! And all that Planet Kobol stuff, and all that 180 degree whiplash Rombot suffers from, and all that bullying rich guy snobbery still isn't enough to trump the fact that the negro is still there. Moral? Give me a break! Or better yet, just move to Canada. you oldsters wouldn't notice the difference.