Friday, September 26, 2025

Kimmel, Kirk and Kooks!



 
Well lets get started. Every week is a novel in itself but unfortunately, it's a novel based on real events that skews to the MAGA. 

Jimmy Kimmel, after being banned after threats from the latest MAGA thug, Brendan Carr (we can do dis da hard way or da easy way.( such a funny joke per J D Bowman) returned to the airwaves after Disney was bombarded with cancellations of their Disney Plus Marvel streaming service and their Hulu, the watch twice as many ads as regular network TV streaming service. Oh yeah and ESPN too. Disney did not suddenly become a courageous resistance standing up to Trump and Carr, but a corporation with ALL the money who wants to keep it. Kimmel kept hammering Trump and his thugs. There was no apology to the "offended" Kirkophiles, no financial bribe money paid to TPUSA, the college grifter organization started by Charlie Kirk, or a softening of Kimmel's attacks on Trump. Good for you Jimmy, you have the courage most of America lacks.

Some wayward 29-year-old white male, no hope seen for his future, took out his gun, laid on a roof across from an ICE camp in Dallas, and fired away at the building. He killed a detainee and wounded two other detainees. No ICE people were harmed in this shooting. The young white male then whacked himself cuz that's what "left wing radicals" do. The dust had barely settled before the usual suspects like Kristi Noem, Kash Patel and Donald Trump played the blame game. Though only detainees were harmed and the two critically wounded will be deported as soon as they can stagger onto a plane, this was an attack on ICE. The poor ICE thugs  agents are under attack. These poor ICE people are just family types trying to make a living "protecting" all of us from that guy over at Home Depot looking for a day job and of course raping your white wife. Patel even released a picture of a bullet with "Anti ICE" written in blue sharpie. This I take with a giant grain of salt since virtually nothing coming out of this dishonest regime is truth. 

Escalatorgate. Trump and Melania arrived at the United Nations and after their videographer hit the stop button, the escalator stopped and horror of horrors they both had to walk upstairs. Then during Trumps whacko speech, which featured all the greatest hits, his teleprompter went out. Forget that on the campaign trail Trump constantly pissed and moaned about his lousy mike, his teleprompter failing, lights being too bright like the whiny lil bitch he is, this was sabotage. Fox News and Newsmax sprang into action. This was some sort of attempt to kill Trump or make him look like a fool (spoiler he is a fool). Escalatorgate will be the Fox narrative all week. 

The Kirk "memorial service". A whole lot of crazy from the likes of Jack Posobiac, Stephen Miller, a bunch of charlatan preachers, and then eventually the King of Bullshit himself. Kirk's widow, a dry crier if I ever saw one, "forgave" her husband's murderer and called for peace. Whether that was true or not I don't know. Then came the creepy Uncle Trump. Hugging Erika Kirk like a trench coat wearing perv, Trump then launched into how much he hates his opponents (just another hilarious joke per Megyn Kelly). There were "hundreds of thousands" of attendees in a 63,000-seat stadium to honor the podcaster who has become the modern-day Jesus H Christ. Unfortunately, he did not rise after 3 days but one Jimmy Kimmel did. Just stop with the canonization of this loudmouth shit stirrer. I condemn his killing, but I also condemn his nonsense.

The indictment of James Comey. An indictment that should not even get out of arraignment. Since Trump openly told Pam Bondi, a modern-day mob lawyer, to start indicting people and that he's mad about MAGAts demanding action when nothing gets done. This stupid man later deleted his blatant call to arrest his opponents cuz it was supposed to be an email or a text or whatever. Nuremberg cannot come soon enough for these goons.
 
And finally, Oklahoma's own Superintendent of Public Indoctrination   Education, Ryan Walters has decided to move on from buying Trump Bibles and watching porn at work, to some phony organization that doesn't condemn porn at work. Walters famously bought $60 Trump bibles for all classrooms in Oklahoma schools (which also contains the Constitution but NOT amendments 11-27 because women's rights and banning slavery and civil rights and 18-year-olds voting and the 25th amendment are all "woke") and lastly advocated for a mandatory Charlie Kirk statue at every college campus, and a mandatory TPUSA chapter at all Oklahoma schools. Walters is as dumb as they come. Also, Walters is as phony as they come. Good riddance.

This is our 2025 country. Sheesh.

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