Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Burn Baby Burn!


 They're burning the drop boxes; they're burning the ballot boxes. A few ballot boxes in Washington, Oregon and Arizona have been set on fire. Now Im not sure where that idea came from, oh yeah, I do, it's from some twitter asswipe named Wall Street Silver who encouraged this kind of skullduggery because MAGAts have no idea what integrity is. Like their orange hero, if you aren't cheating you aren't trying. The incidents in Portland and Vancouver resulted in hundreds of ballots being destroyed and the voters whose ballots are gone will need to be informed so they can vote again to which MAGA will probably scream they are voting twice. 

Meanwhile in Arizona, some nut with an arsenal of weapons and a crazy ass face shot up a Democratic office in Maricopa County and had planned a mass casualty event. Poorly planned I might add. Then there was another guy who decided to burn drop boxes in Phoenix along with mail boxes which of course brings the Feds in. The genius doing this in Arizona has a history of just weird crimes. He may just be mentally ill and not MAGA (a fine line I know). But more of this is coming because there will be anything done to keep Trump in the running and out of jail. 7 days to go and keep a fire extinguisher handy.

Conservative "humor" isn't getting any better. They lack the gene to be funny as they're always punching down without any self-awareness or self-deprecation. Attack the gays. attack the blacks, attack the Hispanics, attack women, attack migrants while realizing any jokes about their God would be met with expulsion from the cult. Ryan Girdursky, formerly of CNN (he was shitcanned today), last night was arguing the Gaza situation with Mehdi Hassan (formerly of MSNBC he also fired) when he cracked "I hope your beeper doesn't go off" a clear reference to the Israelis blowing people up by hacking their beepers. Hassan, not a wallflower, went all what the fuck which set off the panel into a feces throwing craziness. Gidursky apologized to no avail. Dumbass. Look, I don't understand conservative humor at all. This goes back to my youth when I sat there at a Red Skelton (who I loved on TV) show and listened to him rant about communists and how Nixon was being lynched by liberals, blah blah blah. Then my bro and I sat at a Bobe Hope show, we looked at each other and said something like "This guys supposed to be funny?". Conservative humor doesn't exist. 

Finally, back here in the Good Life of Nebraska (trust me that's an oxymoron) the states AG and the Sec of State who approved the medical marijuana petition to be on the ballot, have suddenly sued to challenge 100,000 signatures and get the petition thrown off the ballot. Without the 100K signatures this thing goes away which is how Republicans cheat. Find the friendly judge, sue, and get the whole thing thrown out. Right, South Dakota? You passed a recreational marijuana ballot issue only to have Governor Puppy Killer find that friendly judge to overturn what the people of South Dakota voted for. Now I don't get South Dakota at all because two years later they rejected the same ballot issue. Maybe Governor Extensions batted her eyes at them and they all fell in love. Anyway, the "trial" began today and the Medical Marijuana executives and workers all went 5th Amendment, not because they have something to hide, but because they fear that this Attorney General , a real tool named Mike Hilgers, will prosecute them for what they may or may not say. The old chilling effect.

Its gonna pass easily. But if its ever implemented well I would be shocked. Pete Ricketts and the Peed Family money talks in this state. What Pete wants Pete gets because the citizens of this state are easily manipulated by TV ads paid for by him. In this case there's no need for ads, the Republicans will just cheat and get the money to do so from Pete.

How is any of this close?

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