Maybe I'm Crazy For Saying This But....

1) Euthanasia is not always a bad thing. As much death and suffering as I've seen in the last few years, I fully believe that terminally ill people should be allowed to euthanize themselves or have someone else do it for them without fear of jail. Spare me your leave it up to God nonsense for if your God allows people to suffer long, pain-filled horrible deaths before he pulls the heavenly plug, well then he's a prick. Sorry, but that God aint my God.

2) Blastocysts, embryos, stem cells and 8 month along fetuses are not human beings. People who believe that they are human beings are entitled to their opinion but have no right to continue to bully the rest of us with their worship of things they cannot even see. If you don't want Uncle Bill or Grandpa Joe to get potential help from a variety of muscular diseases because of this devotion to things you can't see, well leave it up to them and shut the eff up. If you want to give birth to Trigger Palin you should be admired. If you want to shake your heart to death from Parkinson's Disease without attempting to alleviate your suffering, great, be a martyr. But please, don't tell me or anyone else what to do.

3) Scotland let that Libyan terrorist out of jail on humanitarian grounds and the Libyans celebrated his return to Tripoli with a huge party worthy of a returning hero. So what? It's none of your business, America. It's Scottish law and they can do whatever they want. When Chuck Schumer (D-NY) did a Gomer Pyle and said "shame shame shame" I wanted to tell him to stop sucking up and how dare he shame another country when he lives in one that held mock executions of prisoners, tortured suspects and acts like their poop don't stink. Any court in the U.S. has as much power in Scotland as Judge Judy.

4) Socialism isn't all that scary. Ever notice how the teabaggers and the people who hold up the "socialism sucks" posters seem to be all really old? They drive to their little protests on socialist roads, with socialist speed laws, protected by socialist police and socialist EMT's. They prance around on socialist land, they take their kids and grandkids to socialist parks, send them to socialist schools, and eat food protected by socialist standards. They get their power from socialist utilities and flush their toilets courtesy of socialist sewers and fill up their drinks with scotch and socialist water. Of course, when they get sick, they are happy to present their Medicare card and just love that Socialist Security check. You know what really is scary? Unregulated capitalism.

5) Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer ever. Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player ever. But both are the worst risk takers ever. What do I mean? Back in the old days, certain athletes stood up for something and risked it all. Bill Russell, Jim Brown, Muhammad Ali, Billie Jean King, Dave Kotay, Curt Flood, Jim Bouton, Jackie Robinson. Those folks risked it all. Some lost. Ali told the U.S. government to shove its immoral, illegal war up its keester. Flood gave up his career to stand up to greedy baseball owners. Russell and Brown and Robinson stood up to racists. Kotay came out of the closet before anybody knew there was a closet. Billie Jean didn't take any junk and Bouton told everybody Mickey Mantle was human. Woods and Jordan stand for nothing but money. How much do you two need? Stand up for something. Grow a pair.

White Men In Black!

In case you can't read this, the 51 year old genius is holding up signs saying "Death To Obama" and then tossing in for free, "death to Obama, Michelle, and her two stupid kids". Well the Secret Service is having a talk with this moron now. On second thought, keep Gitmo open.

Can we stop being scared of 18-24 year old minority kids and start fearing 45-64 year old white people?

How About IQ Tests To Own A Gun?

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson 1787.

Wow. I think that guy is threatening to kill a "tyrant". In that small mind of his I would assume the "tyrant" is Barack Obama. Therefore, why isn't this "patriot" doing life in prison for advocating the assassination of the President of the United States? Perhaps this guy, William Kostric, can replace Squeaky Fromme in the federal prison system when she gets out?

Happy 63rd Birthday To You, Mr.President!

I know it's a cheap, juvenile, obvious joke but what the hell.

Hawking A Big Lying Loogie!

These people just get funnier and funnier. Well, not really since this health care reform is a bit more serious than your average right wingnut cause.

I didn't think the sight of that senile old tool screaming for government to stay out of his Medicare could be beat in the maybe euthanasia isn't so crazy after all department. But today, the Investor's Business Daily, in a predictable editorial ranting against health care reform brought up the British National Health Service and how a genius like Stephen Hawking "wouldn't have a chance" in such a government system with all his physical disabilities.

Um, hey IBD, I know Ronald Reagan supposedly read your publication every day, which would explain a helluva lot, but Stephen Hawking is British. He's 67 years old and has lived in Britain his entire life. That's a lie even Bill O'Reilly wouldn't try.

I'm getting a headache just listening to this garbage. Please stop lying, and settle down, President Obama doesn't want to kill little Trigger Palin. Just kill his mother's lies.

Good Big Dog!

I cannot get over it. The Chris Matthews-like tingling up my leg when I saw Bill Clinton look right into the eyes of Euna Lee and Laura Ling at the top of the airliner steps, bite that bottom lip, put his hand on their shoulders and shake their hands with the sincere intentions only the Big Dog can dish out. God, he's good. No wonder we had eight years of peace and prosperity while he ran the ship that is so out of control now.

The fact that the Medicare-sucking mouth breathing thugs who are disrupting Congressional town hall meetings must have had a bit of chest pain over Clinton's triumph made the tingling even better.

Kudos to Barack Obama for hiring Hillary Clinton away from the Senate knowing full well he was getting two for the price of one again. Kudos to Hollywood evil man Steve Bing for footing the bill and making the knuckle draggers look for another reason to grip over the fact Clinton keeps beating them. This is good, just like 1993-2001.

Bad Dog!

Back in 1976, after voting in my first presidential election for the winner, Jimmy Carter, I was ecstatic that Carter was in and the Democrats controlled Congress. Of course, it turned out to be a big battle on whose ego was bigger. The result was Ronald Reagan. Back in 1992, when Bill Clinton won, I had the same hopes. The result was Newt Gingrich. Now once again, having learned nothing from history, I expect the super-majority the Democrats hold to mean something. So far, I'm being crushed again.

These so-called blue dog Democrats, really nothing more than whores bought off by corporate lobbyists and threatened by nuts with e-mail machines, need to be slapped back into line. I really don't give a damn about the political consequences these cowards think await them if they fall into line. The fact remains these cheap hacks got elected by people like me, funded by Democrats, and were told to do something. Now, goddamnit, Harry Reid, grow a pair like Nancy Pelosi has, and whip these jackoffs into line. If they don't fall into line, make the political consequences WORSE than they ever imagined. Cut them off at the knees, take their committee assignments away, and kick them in the ass. Jesus, how did Harry Reid get into the position of Senate Majority Leader without being a ruthless prick?

Oh and you, Barack Obama, you better get on the ball too. Sitting around drinking beer with a thin-skinned cop and two loudmouths may be a blast, but it really doesn't mean squat.You have the stage and you seem to be not willing to project. You need to call Ben Nelson (D?-Ne) and the rest of the blue dogs into your office and snap 'em on the nose with rolled-up newspaper. They are pissing on your legacy, Mr. President. Housebreak them, NOW!