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BOO!....Happy Halloween!

Who's Laughing Now? Republicans Are!

"President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans." Here Romney paused -- for 14 long seconds. "And to heal the planet."

And then, the Republicans howled with laughter. Who's laughing now? Mitt Romney and the Republicans are as the east coast fills with water. From the rising oceans that are so fucking funny to your average Republican. Rising oceans caused by an unhealthy planet that needs healing. Cue the Republican laughter. Batten down the Hamptons, dahhhling!

Seriously, I'm in off the ledge, but I am still concerned. Dimwits are threatening to take over this nation. Let's stop them.

For chrissakes! Vote!

Does Romney Have A Barcode On His Body?

Ok I'm beginning to worry. I am worried that Mitt Romney will lie and buy his way right into the White House. This worry, which I never really faced until last night, is getting real.

I thank the American people for this. At least the idiots they polled on CNN or NBC or that other place I don't turn to. 60% think Mitt Romney is fit to be Commander in Chief based on last night? Really? A guy who spent an hour and a half saying "yeah I agree with what that guy just said, but I'm a white guy(wink wink)." What the hell is wrong with people? Based on the clips I saw (I didn't watch the goddamned thing because the Giants were playing and the Bears were almost as boring as Rombot) Mittens Romney agreed with virtually everything Obama said. And he paid no price for this shameless pandering? Other than get a bump in the number of knuckleheads who saw him as somebody they'd trust to send their kids off to die?

I have no idea what's going on here. It just seems that Obama can't shake this 3 sides to every issue Kochsucker. Is the Billion dollar attempt to oust the black guy working? Are people so utterly spongelike that endless bullshit just can't be kept out? Chrissakes, a President Rom......damn I can't even type the fucking word.

I am still optimistic this will turn out correct and people will not wish to return to the times of Joe McCarthy but I had the same optimistic feeling in 2004. And then Diebold voting machines spewed out horrific Bush vomit in ,ta daaaaaaaa, Ohio.

Ugh! Pass me another Colt 45!

R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Let's hope this disrespectful prick shows up and continues the assault on the uppity negro by the Republican hierarchy.

It IS an amazing spectacle. Why not just show up in a hood, Mittens? A custom made one of course. And bring that bony fingered leatherface with you this time.

The lack of respect is just HEY SHUT UP YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE SMART GUY!

George McGovern, Thanks For The Memories!

Oh if only he had been President McGovern! George McGovern died this morning of being 90. 40 years ago he was about to be overwhelmingly rejected by the American public as a Presidential nominee by losing to a criminal mastermind named Dick. But in the end, George McGovern won because he was a fine,decent human being while his conquering "hero" was found to be a lying, cynical manipulative creep. Once again, that man's name was "Dick", not "Mitt".

1972. Wow, seems like yesterday. I was a 15 year old kid with an intense hatred of the Vietnam war, an idealistic streak that thought the world would change overnight, and a naivete' that believed George McGovern would win over the Trickster. I remember counting the votes at the Democratic convention on my little Time Magazine ballot until McGovern clinched it. I remember staying up till 2 in the morning to listen to his speech. I remember the Eagleton debacle, the Shriver nomination, and my belief a Kennedy on the ticket would put it over the hump. Wow, was I wrong.

At my Catholic high school in the fall, I was involved in the mock election. In fact I ended up running the McGovern "campaign" because the school version of the "Young Democrats" actually endorsed Dick Nixon. Hello, Max's Dad. You are going to get killed here. Down to the local Democratic office to get literature, bumper stickers, flyers, posters,and passing them out at school to the students, the Catholic students, the rather well off Catholic students, the rather well off Catholic white male students. Hello, Max's Dad, you are going to get destroyed here.

But I didn't know that. Fuck Dick Nixon. Fuck Vietnam. Fuck Kissinger and that whole criminal enterprise.

And then, election night. What a punch in the gut. 49-1. Loser. Nixon was going to let more kids die, crime pays, what's the point? My school election was a landslide also. I'll never forget the vote count. 557-223, Nixon. I took so much shit it really affected me. I hated that place from that moment on. I was a "Communist" , a "space cadet", "anti-American" and that was from the fucking teachers!

Amnesty, Abortion and Acid. That's what they said about McGovern. Turns out he was right on all three. Godspeed buddy!

George McGovern, you really were one of my heroes. A Midwesterner who overcame the genetic disease we all suffer from around here called Republicanism. When people like him die, I really do wish there was a heaven. Cuz there, he eats Nixon for breakfast.

More Teeth Gnashing On The Right!

When Paul Ryan showed up at a Youngstown, Ohio soup kitchen/homeless shelter/enabler place for takers, and stuck his stubby fingers into a clean pot so his handlers could snap a photo of how much Eddie Munster cared about the deadbeats,he became even more of a joke than he already is. Even though Ryan violated Ayn Rand's strict orders from the grave to not give a shit about anyone but himself, Eddie pretended he did. For that, he was ripped by comedians, by the "loser" who runs the place, and by anybody with an ounce of human compassion. Cue the right wing assholes (redundant I know). They began threatening the shelter with phone calls and e mails and the head of the shelter fears for his family's safety. Nice. Alleged "donors" have threatened to never "donate" again. Though I doubt any of these anonymous cowards have ever donated to anything except their own descent into idiocy, just in case this place is losing money you can help them out with a few bucks by sending it to:

Society of St. Vincent de Paul, P.O. Box 224, Youngstown, OH 44501

Let's see, in other right wing asshole news, reaction to Mittens being called out on his lie about Libya and his being kicked in his magic underwear by the foot of Barack Obama is also out of control. As usual, Fox News went nuts. Right wing radio went nuts. That is, even nuttier than they already are. Much as they cried about Joe Biden's "rudeness" and "condescension" that meant Joe knocked Ryan out. Now it's all Candy Crowley, who stated Obama DID say "act of terror" the morning after the murders in Libya, much to Mittens' surprise, who had that "WTF" look in his eyes as if someone just told him the interest rate in his Swiss bank account went down a hundredth of a percent. Even though Crowley didn't even go as far as she should, like saying "Governor Romney, you are a fucking idiot for actually not knowing this", she is evilllllll. She "fed" Obama questions, according to El Rushbo, and should have committed "career suicide" by actually telling the truth. In Limbaugh's world, the truth does not exist. In Fox News' world, crying and whining when your guy gets stomped is the norm, and they do that well.

Finally in right wing asshole news, former Democratic Senator and presidential nominee George McGovern lies near death in a hospice. More on him in a later post. But reaction to the news was swift and predictable in right wing asshole world. Read the comments over at Free Republic if you dare. You will lose all faith in humanity. The Freepers, generally basement dwelling losers, can't get enough of gloating over the deaths of their opponents. Arlen Spector was shaking hands with Ted Kennedy in hell. Now George McGovern, a decent humanitarian WW2 bomber pilot, is being ripped by these blood sucking asshats. On second thought do not go over to that website, you will never think of humanity the same.

Finally, in a personal anecdote, driving home the other day I came upon a Toyota Corolla with bumper stickers that said "Defeat Obama" "Somewhere In Kenya, A Village Is Missing Its Idiot" "Romney/Ryan 2012" "Where's the Birth Certificate" "Get a Job" and another "Defeat Obama". And that was just on the back bumper and back window. As I passed the car I saw the driver, a little old white lady who could barely see over the steering wheel. As I moved back over in front of her, I saw more. More "Defeat Obama" stickers on the front bumper and TWO of them on her fucking FRONT windshield. Wow, if I was a right wing asshole, I'd have run her off the road and there'd be one less voter I didn't like. Being a left wing asshole, I just shook my head and thought about running myself off the road to get out of the nutbag world.

It's getting rough out there. Let's hope we keep the right wing assholes in prime form for another 4 years. They wouldn't know what to do if they won.

Does Staples Have Any Of Those Binders Full Of Women?

I wonder who this Romney supporter thought won the debate last night? That is if you could get him off the Mud Lovin Redneck DVD collection to actually watch it instead of letting Rush tell him what he thought today.

Barack Obama was back. Not putting up with any of Mittens' bullshit, not allowing His Lordship of Willard to dominate the conversation, and certainly not allowing himself to come across as sedated. Of course in white people language (Fox News, Republican hacks on CNN and most of West Virginia) Obama was "angry". Much like Joe Biden was "rude" and "condescending" and "drunk" and dementia'd, Obama was "angry". You know, like that scary black guy at work who scowls at you and secretly wants to rape all white women and most white men. Yeah, "angry". That's Obama. Oh no matter what he said. No matter that Mitt the Smiling Munster looked creepy and lied his ass off repeatedly until called out on it by that CNN plus sized anchor. Oh no, Obama was "angry". Just like all black people, except for that nice shoe shine guy at the country club.

Angry! That's the new word courtesy of Reince Preibus, angry Republican white guy. But of course Republicans have a right to be angry. Such gratitude from the blacks. Free boat rides, 100% employment, Abe Lincoln (though a bit too radical for most current day Republicans), their own private bathrooms, their own private rooms in the Army, their own parts of town, free lawyers for their bad apples, and now, free lobster tails and Colt 45 bought with free food stamps, free money for not working, advantages to get into colleges after their wonderful free public education at their own schools, and free oppressing of the put upon white christian straight males. The gall! And now they even have the Presidency, where Obama has taken all the money from the whites and given it all to the blacks who now live in mansions and hire white maids and drivers.

Had a person text me he never ever hated anybody as much as he hated Barack Obama. That made my night. It meant Obama was fighting back. Pissing off the Romney voters who are voting enthusiastically for Romney because welllll, uhhhhhhhh, because of his position on the fact he aint Obama. And of course he's pale.

Binders Full of Women! Yeah baby! You wimmens are nuthin but a name in a binder. So quit yer bitchin because Mittens has your best interests in mind. Now go get your probing ultrasound, have your rape baby, get paid whatever you're offered and be happy, put up with guy who looks like Mittens pinching your butt and serve your man.

Now THAT, should be what "angry" means.