Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Jesus Wept!


 Ok as if this "war" isn't bad enough, more illegal and more wrongheaded, now we have American military commanders telling their NCO's that Trump is anointed by Jesus to bring on Armageddon. Wut?

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation, an organization that is there to take complaints from troops who feel their religion or lack of is not respected, has received over 100 complaints about kooky military leaders telling the troops, ya know the ones who will die first, that the Second Coming is upon us and they must be honored to take part in ending the world. Hoo boy great. Theres's dozens of Col Lockjaws out there spewing their bullshit about death and Jesus and toxic masculinity. Now we know the tough guys on the right have always idolized fictional nutjobs like Col Jessup and General Jack D Ripper because of some deep seeded insecurity, but sorry incels, but this is reality. Pete Hegseth is a toxic bro itching to fight anyone. He's a tough guy in name only. Hegseth is just another lamebrain with Christian nationalist tats performing for an audience of one.

US commanders are not supposed to push their religious bullshit onto their troops because quite frankly, it's dangerous and gets people killed. This suicidal charge is for Jesus!! Meanwhile, their crazed commanders sit back and watch in the comfort of a basement. Jesus didn't anoint Trump, there is no such thing as Armageddon, the Book of Revelations is fiction, and these commanders are fucking insane.

Have a seat, Pete Hegseth. At a bar. And drink yourself under the table where you're less batshit crazy.

The Clintons testify before the hillbillies on the House Oversight Committee about Epstein. But not in public because the Clintons would take the likes of Comer, Boebert, Luna and Mace out back and kick em in the nuts they think they have. Yeah, that's what happened anyway as the tapes were released yesterday. Hillary V Boebert was the equivalent of Joe Louis' Bum of the Month club. Hillary V Mace was the equivalent of a therapist ordering the orderlies to put that woman in a rubber room where she can't hurt herself. Up the meds Nutty Nancy, you are obviously not well. Hillary is smarter than that entire committee combined and it showed. She's also tougher. What the fuck was America thinking in 2016?

Bill was equally dominant. Keeping his cool unlike the performers on the committee, he denied it all. He also kept Trump from being implicated which explains Trump's sudden shift from the lie "Bill Clinton was on Epstein Island 28 times" to "I don't like it him being deposed". Bill couldn't tell them what he didn't know.

The Clintons are an obsession with the right. They cannot handle the structured close to the vest Clinton vibe. Brainwashed by Rush Limbaugh and Fox News, these weak brains are intent on proving shit like "Pizzagate", The Killary List, Mena, and other such nonsense. Sorry but you'll never prove any of it. Cuz it's all bullshit.

Meanwhile, Jesus slaps his forehead, despairs that his most ardent followers are all Judases, Philistines and Romans and asks Dad what the hell were you thinking?

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