Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Ballroom Blitz!


 Theres so much going on on a daily basis it is exhausting to keep up. But let's try.

The War on Iran. Killing schoolgirls, killing innocents, blowing shit up to the delight of Secretary of Bro Pete Hegseth and our toddler President. Killing 14 Americans so far with hundreds in the infirmary fighting for their lives, an aircraft carrier worth billions of your dollars being disabled for 2 years because of dryer lint (yeah sure), a President who so easily gets distracted when asked about the war he starts babbling about a fucking ballroom. A President who seems willing to lose a war he started just to get his ballroom. The "war" is just that. A fucking WAR where a Christian tatted toxic scumbag like Hegseth gets off on showing people dying with a big explosion. Woo Hoo he blowed that shit up Woo hoo!

The Donald J Trump Presidential Lyebaree will be in Miami. Of course, Trump will never live to see the groundbreaking, but he wants it to be less books and more hotel rooms where he can further grift off of the Maga dunces. Hey, why not a casino and a strip club as long as you are going there. It's well-known Trump's interest in books is even less than his interest in dismantling the Constitution so this libarry will be a joke. A giant gold statue of the man himself for Magas to kneel in front of. The Trump equivalent of the wailing wall. This grifter will never stop.

Today the soothing RFK like voice of John Sauer is arguing in front of SCOTUS regarding the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th amendment. He doesn't like that. Rather, his mob boss doesn't like it. To attempt to intimidate his appointed justices, Trump has gone to the court to sit there like Michael Corleone with Frank Pentangeli's brother. But the only hope there is a zero percent change Trump stays awake cuz there's no pictures shown the entire hearing. The justices, so far, seem to be not a fan of this case but with this bunch who knows. Anything short of a 9-0 GTFO decision would be problematic.

Finally, in memory of Cricket, we can all say to Kristi Noem, watch Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar! This will explain your husband, that you never ever knew was dressing up as a woman, The fact that the hacked emails of Dancing Kash Patel were part of the reason we found this out would suggest that Noems partner's lifestyle was an inside joke among Trump appointees all along. It would suggest that Noem was fired because this was about to come out so to speak. I don't care if Bryon Noem likes fetishes and employs sex workers online (including the undocumented sex worker who blew this open) but up until now, MAGAts hate that shit. Now all of a sudden, it's just a tactic to destroy Noem, who has already done that on her own. The hypocrisy is flaming here. Perhaps Cricket saw this happening and Noem took him and the goat out to the gravel pit to keep em quiet.

For Cricket and the Goat, karma bitch.